We have had a monument to ignorance pop up in, “The South.” Young-Earth Creationist and nutjob Ken Ham erected a $100 million “replica” of Noah’s Ark from the Bible story.
There were groups of atheists protesting outside of the museum when it opened. The Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) warned public schools against taking field trips there because that would be a blatant violation of the separation of church and state. Ham got his fee-fees hurt by the FFRF and called them “bullies.”
Our favorite liberal redneck, Trae Crowder, has weighed in on this idiocy. He mentioned that Kentucky took some time off from worshipping country stars and “watching horses f**k” and built a boat.” As a redneck, he normally loves a good boat, but this one is a bit different.
This part of the video is the best:
“It reportedly cost $100 million to construct! $100 million! I’ll tell you what. How ’bout next time you want to know how Noah’s Ark worked, you just give me 100 regular dollars, I’ll take you to a cow pasture, you can smell the bullshit, and we’ll call it a day!”
I actually saw Trae Crowder perform at a show here in northern Alabama. He was very charismatic and funny, and he was very approachable after the show. I took a picture with him.
He rose to popularity due to his Liberal Redneck YouTube videos. He did some good ones about the transgender bathroom issue. Here is one of my favorite lines:
“These people ’bout lost their damn minds! ‘Cause they think that their rights and their beliefs are being threatened. They say, ‘Well, I’m just standing up for what I believe! Does that make me a bigot?’
“Well, if what you believe is a bunch of wacky, bigot-y shit, then… yeah! It totally does!”
Here is Trae’s Noah’s Ark video in all of its glory:
