WATCH: Alex Jones Goes B*tshit After Losing Custody Trial

Alex Jones, conspiracy theorist extraordinaire and founder of Infowars, recently lost a court case over custody of his children. His ex-wife, Kelly, wanted sole custody of the couple’s three children because Alex was emotionally unstable, negatively influencing his children by recording his ridiculous radio show out of his home. The jury ruled in favor of Kelly, granting her sole custody of the children.

Alex was upset, and he held a press conference to let reporters know. He also decided to warn us all about some of the dangers we face as a country. Brace yourself – it’s about to get a little nuts in here.

Jones’ defense in his court case was that his on-air personality – screaming, red-faced “truth” teller – was performance art. His lawyers argued that he was merely playing a character on his show. Well, with the case over, the performance was back. He started by attacking reporters:

“This was one of the first modern trials where you had corporate establishment mercenary media perched in the courtroom, literally cherry-picking, twisting and distorting everything. That is why it has accelerated the demise of the corporate media. You guys wonder why you have dwindling audiences, and you don’t have support. It’s because you deceive people and you lie to people.”

He then veered into true psychotic territory, warning us of the terrors that science has in store for us. Jones started ranting about pigs being injected with human cells, asking:

“Do you have any idea how dangerous these human-animal chimeras are?”

He also brought up “spider goats,” monkeys that glow in the dark “like jellyfish,” and also discussed the defamation lawsuit that Chobani (yes, the yogurt company) has filed against him. Jones has claimed on his show that Chobani has brought tuberculosis and “migrant rapists” to the cities in which their factories are located. Jones is considering a counter-suit.

Our current President, Donald Trump, frequently listens to Jones’ show and has appeared as a guest, praising him for telling the “truth” the mainstream media won’t report. I suppose we can safely assume that Donald Trump is protecting us from spider goats a Greek yogurt. Watch the whole press conference below, and read the YouTube comments if you want to be further disappointed in humanity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-kbhNgAGM

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