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The UN Has A Message For Trump: Your Jerusalem Plan Will Lead To War

The UN Has A Message For Trump: Your Jerusalem Plan Will Lead To War

In an unprecedented move, U.S. President Donald Trump announced plans to officially move the U.S. embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. This action drew condemnation from the United Nations (U.N.), European Union (E.U.) leaders, and notable Middle Eastern figures. Construed as an endorsement of Jerusalem as the indivisible capital of Israel, Trump violated […]

WATCH: Emmanuel Macron Became Leader Of The Free World When He Trolled Trump Over Paris Agreement

WATCH: Emmanuel Macron Became Leader Of The Free World When He Trolled Trump Over Paris Agreement

President Donald Trump is going to need some cold water for this burn. This week, President Trump made the United States one of the only countries in the world that are no longer part of the Paris Climate Change Accord. He argued that he was “putting American workers first.” He said: “[The jobs losses would […]

Merkel: Europe Cannot Rely On The United States (VIDEO)

Merkel: Europe Cannot Rely On The United States (VIDEO)

Upon returning to Washington Sunday, President Donald Trump declared his first foreign trip “a great success.” German chancellor Angela Merkel, however, seemed to disagree. Merkel, who is up for reelection in September, addressed a crowd of campaign supporters shortly after the end of the G7 summit. “The times in which we could completely depend on others […]

The Internet Loves How The French President Beat Trump At His Own Handshake Game (TWEETS)

The Internet Loves How The French President Beat Trump At His Own Handshake Game (TWEETS)

Even though he has tiny baby hands–which led Spy Magazine co-editor Graydon Carter to dub him a “short-fingered vulgarian”–Donald Trump is incredibly fond of using his small hands to try and dominate and intimidate others when he shakes with them. President Trump’s favorite handshake move is to grab the hand of the other person and pull […]

Barack Obama Is A Wanted Man In France: They Want Him To Run For President There! (TWEETS)

Barack Obama Is A Wanted Man In France: They Want Him To Run For President There! (TWEETS)

Barack Obama’s latest campaign is a gaining a large following – in France. Although the former President has been taking a break from professional politics, a group of French activists have launched a tongue-in-cheek effort to make him president there. CNN spoke to one of the minds behind the idea, who only wanted to be […]

BREAKING: French Neo-Nazi Putin-Puppet Pays Secret Visit To Trump Tower (VIDEO)

BREAKING: French Neo-Nazi Putin-Puppet Pays Secret Visit To Trump Tower (VIDEO)

Marine Le Pen might not be a household name in the U.S., but over in Europe, she is one of the continent’s best-known bigots. She became the leader of the French Front National Party in 2011, shortly after he father Jean-Marie Le Pen announced his plans to retire. Last year Jean-Marie was once again fined for […]

Not-Quite-Psychic But Totally Realistic 2017 Predictions: Vol. 1 (VIDEO)

Not-Quite-Psychic But Totally Realistic 2017 Predictions: Vol. 1 (VIDEO)

To those who claim to possess the psychic ability to see into the future, we have to ask: Why the hell didn’t you warn us? The year 2016 has, by all accounts, been a year of unmitigated disaster. From the deaths of far too many beloved idols to the triumph of vestigial Neanderthal genetics that was […]

Islamophobic French Restaurant Refuses To Serve Muslims – ‘They’re All Terrorists’ (TWEETS/VIDEO)

Islamophobic French Restaurant Refuses To Serve Muslims – ‘They’re All Terrorists’ (TWEETS/VIDEO)

France has been in the news a lot during the last few days. There is some controversy over Muslim women who were wearing “burkinis.” It’s a swimsuit that covers all of their bodies. Amid the French crackdown on burkinis, sales are spiking: https://t.co/yNGXUPoK1Y pic.twitter.com/Q2ZK7vdsmH — CNN (@CNN) August 26, 2016 Apparently, France has a problem […]

French President Says What We Are All Feeling – Trump Makes Him Want To ‘Retch’ (VIDEO)

French President Says What We Are All Feeling – Trump Makes Him Want To ‘Retch’ (VIDEO)

The Republican Party presidential nominee, Donald Trump, has said some very scary things during this whole year. It has gotten particularly bad since the Republican Convention. Donald Trump is even leaking classified information. The French President, Francois Hollande has said what many of us are feeling right about now. He said this to a reporter: “His excesses […]

Donald Trump MAJORLY Overreacts After The Attack In Nice, France (VIDEO)

Donald Trump MAJORLY Overreacts After The Attack In Nice, France (VIDEO)

Overnight, the city of Nice, France was attacked. A person rented a truck and drove through a crowd of people. It was during a celebration of the French holiday, Bastille Day. The attack killed 77 people and wounded 100 more. It also plowed through a Bastille Day fireworks celebration. Donald Trump immediately jumped on the […]

Terror Attack In Nice, Dozens Of Casualties (VIDEO)

Terror Attack In Nice, Dozens Of Casualties (VIDEO)

The streets of Promenade Des Anglais were filled for Bastille Day celebrations in Nice. The French national holiday is a time for parades and fireworks, drawing families and tourists. As fireworks were ending, a truck veered into the crowd, crushing everyone in it’s path. The truck ran and crushed people for an estimated distance of […]

French Woman Bites Tongue Off Her Would-Be Rapist (VIDEO)

French Woman Bites Tongue Off Her Would-Be Rapist (VIDEO)

A brave French woman prevented her own rape and secured the attacker’s conviction by biting his tongue off. The attack happened in Toulouse in the south of France. The nineteen-year-old victim was followed home. When she got there, her twenty-four-year-old attacker followed her into the elevator and attacked her there. The man was demanding to have […]

France Rescues Teen Girls And Prevents Them From Becoming ISIS Teen Brides

France Rescues Teen Girls And Prevents Them From Becoming ISIS Teen Brides

France is serious about its youth. When French authorities were alerted that two teen girls had run away to join the Syrian Army and become ISIS brides, a national manhunt was launched. The girls were recovered 2 days later and returned to their families. They must now begin the process of being de-programmed. Israe who […]

GOP Assemblywoman Claims She Wants To ‘Put A Piece Of Brass In Ocular Cavity’ Of Syrian Refugees

GOP Assemblywoman Claims She Wants To ‘Put A Piece Of Brass In Ocular Cavity’ Of Syrian Refugees

Assemblywoman Michele Fiore claims a lot of tough talk, but is such rhetoric more likely or unlikely to escalate domestic and international tensions, leading to more terrorist attacks?

8 Reasons Why I Didn’t Change My Profile Picture To The French Flag

8 Reasons Why I Didn’t Change My Profile Picture To The French Flag

After the recent attacks in Paris, Facebook allowed users to temporarily change their profile pictures to have a French flag in the background. It turned out to be hugely popular, and millions of users used it to show their solidarity to the people of Paris. I was not one of these users for many reasons. Having lived and […]

Take A Look At The Heart-Warming Gift Russia Just Donated To France

Take A Look At The Heart-Warming Gift Russia Just Donated To France

Russia is gifting a puppy to France to replace Diesel, a Counter-Terrorism Malinois dog killed in the Saint Denis raids. After the Paris attacks on November 13 2015, France hit back with raids in the Saint Denis area of Paris. Law enforcement were in search of terrorist suspects and evidence. During the six hour operation, French […]

Read Donald Trump’s Ridiculous Response To Paris Massacre

Read Donald Trump’s Ridiculous Response To Paris Massacre

Add Donald Trump to the list of prominent right-wingers getting diarrhea of the mouth over Friday night’s horrific massacre in Paris. Apparently the Donald would have us believe that Friday’s horror wouldn’t have happened had citizens been armed. At a rally on Saturday night in Beaumont, Texas, Trump mused that France had “the toughest gun […]

Here Are The Worst Conservative Reactions To The Paris Attacks…So Far

Here Are The Worst Conservative Reactions To The Paris Attacks…So Far

As if the attacks last night in Paris aren’t horrific enough, it was only a matter of a few minutes before the right wing hate machine cranked up on social media and began placing blame on everyone except the monsters who carried out this murderous orgy of violence. Here are some of the posts that […]

First Officer In Germanwings Crash Knew He Was Unfit To Fly–And Flew Anyway

First Officer In Germanwings Crash Knew He Was Unfit To Fly–And Flew Anyway

Yesterday, the investigation of the fatal crash of Germanwings Flight 9525 took a ghastly turn. According to French prosecutors, first officer Andreas Lubitz locked the captain out of the cockpit and deliberately sent the plane into a rapid descent that ended when the plane slammed into a mountain in the French Alps, killing all 150 […]

Prosecutors: First Officer Of Germanwings Flight Intentionally Caused Crash

Prosecutors: First Officer Of Germanwings Flight Intentionally Caused Crash

On Tuesday morning, Germanwings Flight 9525, en route from Barcelona to Dusseldorf, slammed into the French Alps, killing all 150 people aboard. As if this could possibly get more horrific, word came this morning from French prosecutors that the plane’s co-pilot willfully crashed the plane. Brice Robin, the Marseille-based prosecutor handling the investigation, told reporters […]