How To Engage In ‘Accurate Nooky’ — The Republican Way

How To Engage In ‘Accurate Nooky’ — The Republican Way

You might have noticed that the left-wing, state-controlled media have been criticizing the comments of Texas Senator Bob Deuell, who rightly stated during the recent congressional debate on abortion restrictions that pregnancy occurs only following “accurate intercourse.” These godless, sex-drenched lefties have the gall not only to question the wisdom of Senator Deuell, a board-certified […]

Glenn Beck: Hillary Will Become A Lesbian If It Helps Her Presidential Ambitions (VIDEO)

Glenn Beck: Hillary Will Become A Lesbian If It Helps Her Presidential Ambitions (VIDEO)

On the April 29 edition of his show, Glenn Beck proclaimed?that “Hillary Clinton will be having sex with a woman on the White House desk if it becomes popular.” The supposed impetus of Beck’s distasteful?comment was Hillary’s announcement last year that she was in favor of same-sex marriage, a position her opponents said she disingenuously […]

Chinese Company Makes Ten 3D-Printed Homes In 24 Hours (VIDEO)

Chinese Company Makes Ten 3D-Printed Homes In 24 Hours (VIDEO)

A Chinese company based out of Shanghai has succeeded at building 10 homes in 24 hours using enormous 3D printers. The company’s CEO, inventor Ma Yihe, believes his printing methods will revolutionize the way people think about housing and construction. This technology could make adequate housing affordable for cash-strapped families across the globe. Because the […]

Listen To Stephen Colbert Sing ‘The Ballad Of Cliven Bundy’ (VIDEO)

Listen To Stephen Colbert Sing ‘The Ballad Of Cliven Bundy’ (VIDEO)

On the April 24 episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert regaled his audience with a ditty called “The Ballad of Cliven Bundy.” The song is appropriate because, as he put it, every folk hero deserves a folk song. Bundy, the Bunkerville, Nevada rancher who owes $1 million in grazing fees for permitting?his cattle to […]

See Porky Pig Recite The REAL Pledge of Allegiance, Without ‘Under God’

See Porky Pig Recite The REAL Pledge of Allegiance, Without ‘Under God’

The Pledge of Allegiance has gone through a few?changes since Francis Bellamy, a socialist, wrote the original draft in 1892. This is how it was recited by both school children and public officials?for a number of years: I pledge allegiance to my Flag and to the Republic for which it stands one Nation indivisible, with […]

New Bill Would Limit The Use Of Photoshopped Models In Ads (IMAGES)

New Bill Would Limit The Use Of Photoshopped Models In Ads (IMAGES)

Everyone knows that sex sells, and over the years advertisers have developed better techniques and acquired more sophisticated tools to make their models appear more attractive to audiences. A new bill being considered by Congress, however, would limit the use of Photoshopped models in ads, especially when they’re aimed at children and teenagers. Authored by […]

Children From Around The Globe Show Off Their Favorite Toys (IMAGES)

Children From Around The Globe Show Off Their Favorite Toys (IMAGES)

A new book by photographer?Gabriele Galimberti takes a unique look at wealth disparity across the globe by picturing children next to their most prized possessions: their favorite toys. “Toy Stories” took?Galimberti approximately a year to complete as he traveled from one corner of the world to the next, coming into close contact with both great […]

Obama Shortens Drug Dealer’s Sentence By More Than 3 Years Because Of Typo

Obama Shortens Drug Dealer’s Sentence By More Than 3 Years Because Of Typo

President Obama has used the power of the nation’s highest office Tuesday to commute a convicted drug dealer’s sentence from 15 years to 11 1/2 because of a clerical typo in his sentencing. The inmate, Ceasar Cantu, will now serve 3 1/2 years less than expected. Cantu of Katy, Texas, pleaded guilty in 2006 to […]

It’s Official: SeaWorld Trainers Banned From Entering Orca Tanks During Shows

It’s Official: SeaWorld Trainers Banned From Entering Orca Tanks During Shows

In a major legal setback, SeaWorld has lost its appeal to overturn a 2010 safety violation issued by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA), meaning trainers will no longer be allowed to enter the orca tanks during shows. The OSHA slapped the aquatic theme park with the violation after one of its orcas, Tilikum, […]

See How Little Walmart Would Need To Raise Prices To Save Taxpayers Billions Of Dollars In Food Stamps (VIDEO)

See How Little Walmart Would Need To Raise Prices To Save Taxpayers Billions Of Dollars In Food Stamps (VIDEO)

With over 2 million workers, Walmart is the largest employer in the U.S.?Although the company claims that the average hourly wage of its “associates” is $12.81, industry analysts put it closer to?a paltry $8.81. This means that hundreds of thousands of the discount retailer’s workers live below the poverty line and must therefore rely on […]

Young Americans Increasingly Associate Themselves With Democratic Party

Young Americans Increasingly Associate Themselves With Democratic Party

Since 2006, young Americans — those between 18 and 29 — have increasingly?preferred the Democratic Party to the Republican Party, according to a new poll by Gallup. For a whole decade, between 1993 and 2003, nearly half of all young people identified as either Democratic or left-leaning, while 42 percent of the same age group […]

Giraffe Gives Terminally Ill Zookeeper A Final Kiss Goodbye (IMAGES)

Giraffe Gives Terminally Ill Zookeeper A Final Kiss Goodbye (IMAGES)

Mario’s dying wish was to visit his giraffes one last time. The 54-year-old zookeeper, terminally ill with cancer, was wheeled into the giraffe enclosure of the?Diergaarde Blijdorp zoo in Rotterdam, Holland, and received much more than he or anyone else expected. In a touching moment that conveyed the emotional complexity of our fellow animals, one […]

Ohio State Rep Proposes Selling Off Public Schools To Private Businesses To End ‘Socialism’

Ohio State Rep Proposes Selling Off Public Schools To Private Businesses To End ‘Socialism’

Ohio State Representative Andrew Brenner?wrote on his blog recently that the US should sell off all public schools and real estate to private businesses to end socialism and teachers unions. Brenner, the?vice-chair of the Ohio House Education Committee, argues that public education has become too bureaucratic and centralized, and the only way to solve the […]

Beautiful: Watch 20 Complete Strangers Kiss For The First Time (VIDEO)

Beautiful: Watch 20 Complete Strangers Kiss For The First Time (VIDEO)

They say you will always remember your first kiss, even when you would prefer not to — mine was in the sixth grade?with a girl named Leslie, and I kissed and/or slobbered on her sometime during “Look Who’s Talking.” But how many times have you kissed a complete stranger? Emphasis on?complete. We’re not talking about […]

To Russia With Love: Rachel Maddow Breaks Down Conservatives’ Admiration Of Putin (VIDEO)

To Russia With Love: Rachel Maddow Breaks Down Conservatives’ Admiration Of Putin (VIDEO)

In yesterday’s episode of “The Rachel Maddow Show,” Maddow illustrated the right’s blossoming man-crush with Russian President Vladimir Putin. In her typical witty fashion, she broke down the discrepancy between the GOP’s reaction toward Russia’s invasion of Georgia in August of 2008, when George W. Bush was president, and their reaction toward its recent invasion […]

Watch Hattie McDaniel Give Historic Acceptance Speech At Segregated Oscars (UPDATE)

Watch Hattie McDaniel Give Historic Acceptance Speech At Segregated Oscars (UPDATE)

Here’s a little Oscar trivia now that the 86th Academy Awards are behind us. In 1940, actress, comedian, and singer-songwriter Hattie McDaniel (1895 – 1952) became the first African American to not only be nominated for an Oscar, but actually win it. She received the award in the Best Actress in a Supporting Role category […]

Michael Dunn Calls Himself A Victim, Urges Others To Kill More Blacks

Michael Dunn Calls Himself A Victim, Urges Others To Kill More Blacks

Florida state attorneys have recently released phone transcripts and letters written by Michael Dunn, who in November 2012 shot and murdered Jordan Davis and opened fire on three of Davis’ friends. Like his doppelgangerGeorge Zimmerman, Dunn claims victimhood and insists that he “was being preyed upon.” “I’m the fucking victim here. I was the one […]

Ron Paul Launches Petition To Grant Clemency To NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden

Ron Paul Launches Petition To Grant Clemency To NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden

Former Texas GOP Congressman and presidential candidate Ron Paul has launched an online petition to persuade the Obama administration to grant clemency to the US’s most notorious whistleblower,?Edward Snowden. The former National Security Agency contractor, as we all know, is wanted for treason and espionage for leaking classified documents detailing the US’s widespread surveillance program. […]

Donors Beware! Republicans Have Set Up Fake Websites For Democrats

Donors Beware! Republicans Have Set Up Fake Websites For Democrats

If you plan on donating to a congressional Democrat’s campaign through a website anytime soon, you might want to read the fine print at the bottom of the page before whipping out your credit card. According to the Los Angeles Times, the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) has set up fake websites for Democratic House […]

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