Donald Trump wants you to know that he’s a “stable genius.” Why is that whenever I think of that phrase, I picture a horse counting to three on his hooves?
Just this week, Trump had a military doctor appear before the press and declare him to be physically and mentally fit to run the most powerful country in the world. Problem was, the doctor was sweating and stammering the entire time. It made you wonder if perhaps Trump didn’t have the poor guy’s family locked in a dungeon until he went out and read the script he’d been handed.
On Friday, Trump spoke on the National Mall as part of the annual March for Life, a group of anti-choice extremists who think women shouldn’t be allowed to do as they wish with their bodies or make their own reproductive choices. During his remarks, Trump told the crowd:
“Right now in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change.”
WTF did he say? Aren’t babies supposed to be born at nine months?
What Trump was probably trying to say is that in some states, a baby can be aborted at nine months. But that’s yet another of the president’s “alternative facts.”
Dr. Aaron B. Caughey, chairman of obstetrics and gynecology at Oregon Health and Science University, had this to say about the absurd claim that abortion can be performed at nine months:
“That is not happening in the United States. It is, of course, such an absurd thing to say.”
So ladies, not only does Donald Trump want to make sure you don’t have the right to make your own choices, he’s also sick and tired of you carrying babies to full term. Don’t you know we have to try and stay ahead of the world in everything? From now on, in order to truly make America great again, all pregnancies will be no longer than six months. Let’s see the Chinese beat us on that one!
“Right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change.”
Genuinely confused by this. (via ABC) pic.twitter.com/3FT8SCQY5V
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 19, 2018
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