Ivanka Trump desperately wants to be Martha Stewart. She also longs to be relevant. She is, of course, neither.
Earlier this week, Ivanka’s lifestyle company decided to offer some tips on how to decorate for Thanksgiving, tweeting out this:
https://twitter.com/IvankaTrumpHQ/status/931303381464965122
While they might have meant well, the advice wasn’t received well in all quarters, with plenty of people replying to the decorating tweet in less than festive ways:
…wow, even the pumpkins are white.
— Hugh Harker (@htharker) November 18, 2017
May I suggest a tablecloth motif: pic.twitter.com/t2GuxsQKBO
— Lil O (@Lilobri) November 18, 2017
https://twitter.com/lucyimperial/status/931709583483113472
As an alternative, consider the lovely simplicity of this stainless steel tray with matching flatware. Not only will it provide a timeless symmetry to your table, it will also be such a kind gesture to help prepare your family for holidays in a more institutionalized setting. pic.twitter.com/9FWpm2bU3e
— Lizzie65 (@LorraineP65) November 18, 2017
— Prince of Hope (@VegaNorth) November 18, 2017
Wtf is that disaster? This looks like it was put together by blindfolded toddlers. Did your dad make it?
— Kristina Blankenship (@AgateHuntress) November 18, 2017
Gotta make Jared’s last Thanksgiving before going to prison extra special
— liz d. (@lizd_jd) November 18, 2017
the kind of centerpiece used when you can't stand looking at the people you're with. understandable at a trump table
— Greytdog (@Greytdog) November 18, 2017
If that centerpiece stings anyone someone’s gotta pee on the wound.
— Resting Killface (@TheDukeOfNearl) November 18, 2017
It looks like the excrement of an animal that ate Hardee’s and yard waste.
— AtomicElbow (@RealAtomicElbow) November 18, 2017
I say this with all sincerity: what the fuck is wrong with you people?
— ?Ded Darken? (@RedIsDead) November 18, 2017
h/t Huff Post
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