For some strange reason, President Trump and members of his administration seem to have a bizarre need to take whatever happens to be wandering through their normally empty brains and splatter it all over social media. Twitter, of course, is Trump’s favorite medium, probably because it’s limited to 140 characters and that’s about as long as Donnie can manage to focus on anything.
This time, however, the West Wing culprit who got stomped down on Twitter is Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who posted this Sunday evening:
What would your family do w/ a $4,000 raise from the President’s tax cut plan? REPLY & I’ll share your family’s story in the press briefing
— Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) October 23, 2017
The way Trump is fond of insulting countries with nuclear weapons–i.e. North Korea–I’m guessing most of us would probably say the plans for our $4,000 (don’t hold your breath waiting for it to materialize) would be build a fallout shelter or book passage to a remote island as far away from the United States as possible.
But as many of us learned a long time ago, you need to be careful what you ask others to respond to on social media. Fortunately for us, Sanders is too brain-dead to know that, and the responses she got are freaking awesome. Take a look:
I'd buy a burial plot since the cut you'll make to Medicare to give the "raise" will likely kill my Mom.
— Esther Carrots? (@polyestercarrot) October 23, 2017
You mean a fantasy "$4000 raise?" Hell, why not tell people it's a $10K raise. I mean, if you're going to lie, tell a whopper. LOL
— JCESQ (@JCESQ82) October 23, 2017
I would donate the money to the DNC, the ACLU, and Hurricane relief for Puerto Rico.
— td (@docherty66) October 23, 2017
Pay for the health insurance he’s trying to dismantle
— dumb thotticus ? (@QueenOfThirst) October 23, 2017
I'd donate my $4K to that Gold Star Family Trump promised $25K to.
— Matthew Elbows (@ItsMattEhlers) October 23, 2017
Since my family isn't part of the wealth class, we'll use our 13 cents to purchase a new bandaid. Thank you.
— Rick Maywald (@RickMaywald) October 23, 2017
Donate it to the #ImpeachTrump campaign. I look forward to you sharing my story!!
— Pattilynn (@Patti_lynnAZ) October 23, 2017
Your claim is false, but since you're asking, I'd donate that $4000 to any Democratic Presidential candidate running in 2020.
— Kristen (@Kpengell) October 23, 2017
I'll have to ask my health insurance company if they accept imaginary Trump Bux.
— betro (@betro) October 23, 2017
I would buy a ton of orange pudding and mail it to 45 at his new home called prison.
— Lindsey R. Loucks (@LindseyRLoucks) October 23, 2017
I’d buy one of those flying pigs that must’ve been discovered and then visit an iced-over underworld.
— Ryan Paige (@ryanpaige) October 23, 2017
My military family would prefer less debt for our grandchildren. Trump profited enough already by avoiding military service.
— Bruno Ponzi (@FelixThePest) October 23, 2017
I’d use it to help my fellow citizens in need, because Trumpers don’t care about anyone but themselves. Maybe some scraps for the rest of us
— A Mental Environmentalist (@DJMinded) October 23, 2017
I'd use it to build a bunker that we're going to need when Trump launches the nukes. #NotMyPresident
— KMOM (@thekm5) October 23, 2017
NOBODY is actually getting any refund you lying sack of shit!!
— NotSoDumbBlonde (@sugarswine) October 23, 2017
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