As a president, Donald Trump is a colossal failure. He’s broken almost every campaign promise he made, passed no significant legislation, and is under multiple investigations for charges ranging from obstruction of justice to colluding with Russia. But to hear Trump and his surrogate apologists tell it, he’s been more successful than any president since Franklin Roosevelt.
Friday morning, President Trump was on Twitter once again, trying to pretend he’s been working hard for the American people:
I've helped pass and signed 38 Legislative Bills, mostly with no Democratic support, and gotten rid of massive amounts of regulations. Nice!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 23, 2017
But as plenty of others on social media reminded him, Donald Trump is only a legend in one place: His own demented mind:
https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/878201501801299968
Praising yourself = sad & desperate
Ending self praise with "Nice!" = high fiving yourself after masturbating— Pep Rosenfeld (@peprosenfeld) June 23, 2017
you've mostly just removed laws that protect living creatures. Congratulations, fuck face. https://t.co/OjgRh2V7Id.
— @kim (@kim) June 23, 2017
You are a seriously needy lil bitch…
— Rogue CPI (@RogueCPI) June 23, 2017
"Nice?" Are you actually so starved for praise that you have to resort to autofellatio on Twitter? If only Daddy had hugged you more…
— Daddy Files (@DaddyFiles) June 23, 2017
— It’s The Great Pumpkin, Jordan Ross! (@jordanrosstv) June 23, 2017
Don't forget to tell us all about your massive sense of humility.
— Scott Monty (@ScottMonty) June 23, 2017
— Gail Horvath #TheResistance ?Tyranny (@horvagai) June 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/TheJustinKahn/status/878253099235897345
But at least President Trump has kept one of his promises: He promised jobs, lots of jobs, and right now every attorney in Washington, D.C. is taking on dozens of new clients from the Trump administration. Well done, sir!
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