Comey: Trump Insisted There Were NO Russian Hookers

Well, it would appear that James Comey’s testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Thursday might need a PG-13 rating.

According to a portion of Comey’s prepared testimony, which was released Wednesday, the former FBI Director will say that President Trump called to assure him he had not been compromised or blackmailed by Russian intelligence:

“On the morning of March 30, the President called me at the FBI. He described the Russia investigation as ‘a cloud’ that was impairing his ability to act on behalf of the country. He said he had nothing to do with Russia, had not been involved with hookers in Russia, and had always assumed he was being recorded when in Russia. He asked what we could do to ‘lift the cloud.'”

Comey’s response to the president was to assure him that:

“We were investigating the matter as quickly as we could, and that there would be great benefit, if we didn’t find anything, to our having done the work well.”

The reference to Russian hookers is probably in response to a British dossier which alleged that Trump had met with hookers while in Russia and had them urinate on a bed which had once been slept in by the Obamas. As the Mirror reported in January:

“According to Source D, where s/he had been present, Trump’s (perverted) conduct in Moscow included hiring the Presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel, where he knew President and Mrs Obama (whom he hated) had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia, and defiling the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a [redacted] show in front of him.”

The redacted portion allegedly accused Trump of ordering the prostitutes to urinate on the bed while he watched.

But if it never happened, why did Trump feel a need to call the FBI Director and tell him. It’s akin to a child breaking a window and then calling an adult’s attention to it: See that broken window? I had nothing to do with that.

As usual, Trump protests way too much. And that makes him look even guiltier.