Rather than just going on Twitter and wishing the country a Happy Easter, or doing us all a favor and staying off social media altogether, Donald Trump decided he’d grab his phone and send out some whiny, childish bullshit that proves he can feel the walls moving in on him as the Russia investigation rolls along.
The morning began with this bit of commentary on the fact that Trump had promised to have the Treasury Department label China a currency manipulator when he was running for the White House, but has now backed down on that promise the same way he has on virtually everything he promised his poorly educated base:
Why would I call China a currency manipulator when they are working with us on the North Korean problem? We will see what happens!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 16, 2017
But here’s Trump in 2012 on the very same subject:
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) April 16, 2017
Damn, Donnie! Flip-flop much?
Six minutes later, Trump realizes he forgot to say Happy Easter. Shit! Gotta get that outta the way:
Happy Easter to everyone!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 16, 2017
Then, less than an hour later, we got this:
I did what was an almost an impossible thing to do for a Republican-easily won the Electoral College! Now Tax Returns are brought up again?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 16, 2017
Here we go again with the election stuff. Just release your tax returns and shut everyone down, Donald. But you can’t, because that would prove your connections to Russian oligarchs and mafia figures, some of whom may have some nasty videos of you doing some not so nice things with girls, maybe even underage girls.
And rather than just ignore the Tax Day rallies, the man-child with no self-control decides to try and call more attention to the fact that he refuses to release his taxes:
Someone should look into who paid for the small organized rallies yesterday. The election is over!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 16, 2017
Thankfully, others on Twitter were not about to let the Cheat-in-Chief get away with his usual nonsense, and they called him out:
Someone should look into whether you even paid any taxes. Oh wait — that's why they're rallying — SHOW YOUR TAXES
— Just A Mom (@MIJustAMom) April 16, 2017
A populist who CAN NOT win the popular vote
— ? Mike DenOfSin ? (@mikd33) April 16, 2017
75% of the country want to see your taxes because you're quite obviously hiding something, its as simple as that kitten
— Diva (@sammypolsen12) April 16, 2017
Oh! and btw you orange hairball your Electoral College! win was the 12th smallest in presidential history, it wasn't that big
— Diva (@sammypolsen12) April 16, 2017
It's true … Christ died and rose again just to keep your taxes private.
— Rob Szczerba (@RJSzczerba) April 16, 2017
If your tax returns aren't a big deal, why are you avoiding protesters? Release your returns. pic.twitter.com/WIdvRUpROD
— ?low voter turnout? (@JordanUhl) April 16, 2017
And hey, would you know anything about badgering someone incessantly until they release documents? Does that sound like a familiar scenario?
— Alex Zalben (@azalben) April 16, 2017
shhhhhh….he's VERY sensitive about his…inauguration crowd size.
He's a bit of a size queen.
Best not to discuss it.#SundayMorning pic.twitter.com/5eV6jDd0wf— Holly Fιɢυeroα O'Reιlly (@AynRandPaulRyan) April 16, 2017
Who is paying for your 7 weekends at Mar a Lago? We are!
— Kristina Womp-Wong ❄️ (@mskristinawong) April 16, 2017
No one needs to be paid to not like you. https://t.co/RhQCP8gwCE
— Scott Goodstein (@goodstein) April 16, 2017
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! We have an idiot in the White House that tweets stupid stupid shit like this!
— Perez (@ThePerezHilton) April 16, 2017
I guess I should wish Trump a Happy Easter at this point, or at least his family. But the truth is I don’t wish them a happy anything. I just wish they would all disappear to a deserted island and never show their faces again. Then we can get back to actually getting things done in Washington instead of this shitshow we’re being fed by a narcissistic, orange tinted con man who would like nothing better than to start a couple of wars he can claim credit for while he’s also taking away our Constitutional rights.
So no Easter wishes for the Trumps other than this one: I wish you were just a nightmare I could wake up from.
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