Comedian Says Celebrities Died To Avoid Trump Inauguration (TWEETS/VIDEO)


The death of so many celebrities and a looming dictatorship in America. Comedian Lewis Black says it’s no coincidence.

During a segment on the Daily Show called Back In Black, he said:

“You want to know why so many celebrities died in 2016? It was to get out of playing the goddamn inauguration.” 

Our new fascist, racist and sexist dictator, Donald Trump, had a hell of a time finding anyone to perform at his inauguration. After numerous entertainers turned him down, he then shockingly took to Twitter.

That’s the equivalent of begging your parents for a piece of cake, having them deny you a piece of cake and then screaming you never wanted the cake in the first place.

Since when are temper tantrums a presidential quality?

https://twitter.com/loserdonald2016/status/785932044652060672?refsrc=email&s=11

He really did say that, folks.

It’s hard to imagine the iconic Prince celebrating a man who preaches white supremacy, or David Bowie encouraging us to accept a man who’s normalized intolerance. There’s always a chance Prince would have sung ‘Comeback’ and dedicated it to former president Barack Obama, saying:

“Don’t have to say I miss you, ’cause I think you already know.”

Or maybe Bowie would have sung ‘Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy’ minus the late Bing Crosby. While Trump would have heard the lyrics and viewed himself as the new king, Bowie would suggest he stop the hate filled rhetoric by saying:

“Peace on earth, can it be.”

Black isn’t the only one to put two and two together, though.

Black still planned to go to the inauguration, saying:

“Because I wanna be there when Trump touches the Bible and his hand catches on fire.”

While it’s disturbing to think of Trump touching anything holy after admitting he grabs genitals, there’s no need to worry. His hands don’t take up that much room.

Watch the segment to get a much-needed laugh as we head into the apocalypse.

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