A week from today, Donald Trump will take the oath of office and become the 45th President of the United States.
Yes, I just threw up in my mouth, too.
But think about it: Trump will be the leader of the free world a week from now. He won the election. He is on a glide path to the Oval Office. And yet if you take a look at the bullshit he was spewing on Twitter early Friday morning, you’d think he’d lost.
Trump started by patting himself on the back for the way confirmation hearings were going in the Senate:
All of my Cabinet nominee are looking good and doing a great job. I want them to be themselves and express their own thoughts, not mine!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 13, 2017
Their thoughts and not his? Does that mean Trump has any thoughts outside of grabbing women by the genitals, lusting after his own daughter, and being fascinated with all things golden?
Then Trump shifted into again defending himself against charges that Russian intelligence has compromising financial and personal information on him:
It now turns out that the phony allegations against me were put together by my political opponents and a failed spy afraid of being sued….
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 13, 2017
Totally made up facts by sleazebag political operatives, both Democrats and Republicans – FAKE NEWS! Russia says nothing exists. Probably…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 13, 2017
released by "Intelligence" even knowing there is no proof, and never will be. My people will have a full report on hacking within 90 days!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 13, 2017
Next, a sharp right turn back to Hillary Clinton, who I do believe conceded the election:
What are Hillary Clinton's people complaining about with respect to the F.B.I. Based on the information they had she should never…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 13, 2017
have been allowed to run – guilty as hell. They were VERY nice to her. She lost because she campaigned in the wrong states – no enthusiasm!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 13, 2017
Oh, Donald! We can see what this is about: It’s about the fact that you lost the popular vote by 3 million votes, have the lowest approval ratings of any incoming president in history, and the media is uncovering all of your dirty secrets.
How much you wannna bet that when impeachment proceedings begin against this con man, he’ll still be trying to relitigate an election he won?
Donnie, you’re freaking pathetic, man.
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