You would think these are good times for the alt-right, neo-Nazi, racist morons who are so fond of Breitbart and the numerous conspiracy theories it loves to post on its site, but all is not well in Breitbart land. Kellogg’s just announced it would no longer advertise on the site, and that led Breitbart to have a hissy fit and complain:
“Kellogg’s decision to blacklist one of the largest conservative media outlets in America is economic censorship of mainstream conservative political discourse. That is as un-American as it gets.”
That, of course, is total bullshit. An advertiser has the right to decide when and where their ads appear, and they can make that decision based on whatever they choose. It’s called the free market, and it’s supposed to be something right-wing dillholes worship with a fervent devotion usually reserved for Pepe the Frog memes.
But as MSNBC host Joy Reid wondered on Twitter, Why was Kellogg’s paying for ads on Breitbart in the first place? To that, someone replied, “‘They thought they were selling ‘Race Krispies.'”
And just like that, a new hashtag was born: #BreitbartCereals. Some of these are flat-out genius:
Shredded Constitution #BreitbartCereals
— lancegould (@lancegould) December 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/HawkinsUSA/status/804163148169220096
Cream of White #BreitbartCereals
— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) December 1, 2016
Special KKK: Start Your Day Alt-Right #BreitbartCereals pic.twitter.com/1ItBv4ibCu
— Joshua Zitser (@mrjoshz) December 1, 2016
#BreitbartCereals
Tony the alt-Righter says "Thiiiiiiird REICH!"— Jake Turk (@71djt) December 1, 2016
Honey Nut GestapOoos! So good, the Nazis will kick your door down for them!#BreitbartCereals pic.twitter.com/0918g8A7Wo
— Nathan Ralph (@thenateralph) December 1, 2016
Children of the Corn Flakes#BreitbartCereals pic.twitter.com/i1RYbOOvBB
— Christian Greco (@ChristGrec) December 1, 2016
Honey Comb-Over #BreitbartCereals pic.twitter.com/3BdhUMdoyy
— Shanelle Moore (@Sha_Moore) December 1, 2016
Hatey Nut Weirdos
Fortified with Violence and Criminals#BreitbartCereals#ResistTrump pic.twitter.com/KmM2qrbcF3— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) December 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/TManocchio/status/804167124621131776
Donald’s favorite: Grope Nuts #BreitbartCereals https://t.co/r4KgQKvAtM pic.twitter.com/Llh6F6f67E
— Antone Johnson (@antonejohnson) December 1, 2016
h/t RawStory
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