Big news in the world of sin and debauchery: Jewelry retailer Zales is marketing engagement rings and wedding bands to lesbians. The hate group-slash-bored suburban girl gang One Million Moms is up in arms over this development, after Zales aired a TV commercial showing two women getting married.
In the 30-second spot titled “We Believe,” Zales shows brief clips of couples in love, interspersed with shots of engagement rings and other diamond jewelry.
Most of the couples are mixed-gender, some are old, some are young, and there’s a cute baby thrown in there for good measure.
But for a few seconds, television viewers are subject to an unspeakable horror: two ladies holding hands, and smiling at each other. Behind them, there’s a man holding a book that the One Million Moms can only assume must be a Satanic Bible.
Seconds later, the women, obviously just married, go prancing back down the aisle like they don’t care a bit about offending good Conservative Americans.
A Call To Action
Following the debut of the commercial, One Million Moms took to their website and updated their banner advertising with the headline:
“Zales Attempts to Normalize Sin”
A click on the “take action” button below the headline takes you to a page that shows contact information for Zales, so you can let them know exactly how icky you think love is.
There’s also a super-logical explanation of their stance against the company:
“Zales is using public airwaves to subject families to the decay of morals and values, and belittle the sanctity of marriage in an attempt to redefine marriage. Even though homosexuality is unnatural, this advertisement is pushing the LGBTQ agenda. An even greater concern is that the commercial is airing when children are likely watching television. To make matters worse, this ad has aired during family viewing time such as football games and primetime shows.[sic]”
One Million Moms, And Not A Speck Of Logic Between Them
Okay, to be fair, the chance that there are really one million moms in this group is pretty low. Their Facebook page has fewer than 88,000 likes, and considering that these women apparently spend much of their time online looking for things to complain about on Facebook, that’s probably a fairly accurate number.
But still, with 87K-some fans of the group, you’d think one of them could see that their position doesn’t make sense.
Let’s break it down, for those who are confused.
“Zales is using public airwaves to subject families to the decay of morals and values, and belittle the sanctity of marriage in an attempt to redefine marriage.”
The commercial shows an assortment of couples, including an older couple holding hands and showing off the woman’s wedding and engagement rings. It shows people smiling, happy, in love.
It’s not like they’re showing images of someone who has married and divorced a series of mail-order wives and likes to grab women against their will. That would be showing “the decay of morals and values.”
People falling in love, getting married, and staying married — sorry, not so much.
“Even though homosexuality is unnatural, this advertisement is pushing the LGBTQ agenda. An even greater concern is that the commercial is airing when children are likely watching television.”
Homosexuality has been observed in more than 450 species of animals worldwide, according to Yale Scientific. There’s a fair possibility that that means it’s a naturally occurring trait, and not one acquired as a result of seeing girls holding hands on TV.
Even baby penguins don’t watch TV.
“To make matters worse, this ad has aired during family viewing time such as football games and primetime shows.”
One Million Moms is worried that their kids are going to catch the gay from a 30-second commercial that aired while they were trying to watch a good, wholesome game of Watch The Guys In Tight Pants Jump On Each Other And Chase Balls. That makes perfect sense.
The Zales commercial celebrates love, in a time when that’s desperately needed. It’s too bad these moms are teaching their children the opposite of that.
Watch the commercial celebrating equality here:
https://youtu.be/gehQTvyVT3U
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