Trump Custom Ornament Hits Amazon – And The Customer Reviews Are HILARIOUS

There are Custom Ornaments… and then there is THIS Custom Ornament with the bestest Amazon reviews EVER!

Yesterday the brand new Trump keepsake ornament was unveiled and the roll-out was stupendous. It was great. Really really great. It was just so great. Unbelievably great. The best roll-out ever. Best ever.

This custom ornament retails for $149 and is listed as currently unavailable on Amazon – but that hasn’t stopped the reviews from rolling in.

When you first see the page you are assaulted by the ugliest ornament ever designed – shaped in the form of Trump’s red ball cap, embossed in real 14 karat gold with the trademark words “Make America Great Again” emblazoned across the front.

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Image from Amazon

 

I think the only thing I could picture that would have been uglier would be an image of the Cheeto Man himself, wearing a red Santa hat. That image is actually available on a t-shirt if you must have it. I am rather thankful they didn’t go that route – the color clashing would have lit up any tree without the need for electricity.

But I digress… Off to the most amazing part of this whole ornament fiasco – the Amazon reviews! There used to be customer questions and answers, but those seem to have disappeared while I was writing this up, so hurry off to view the reviews before those vanish too.

Some are short and sweet:

“By Emily on November 23, 2016
It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again.”

Others longer and more elaborate:

“By Tacitus Lector on November 23, 2016

My office puts up a tree every year and we pool resources to get a really nice ornament, usually on the pricey side. For example, 8 years ago we got a really nice, hand crafted ornament from Hawaii. We liked it so much, we decided to get another one just like it 4 years later. Well, this year we all got together and chose a sedate, classy ornament from a shop in New York. My New York friends swore by their work and so we voted and chose it. But then this red and gold POS showed up in the mail and we can’t figure out why! We went through the vote hat again and we definitely voted for the New York piece with overwhelming numbers. I’m a bit worried that our manager, who thinks he’s special and soooo sELECTIVE, might have gone over our heads and ordered this one instead.”

“It turns out we can’t get a refund and now we’re stuck with the ugly thing. We put it on the side of the tree facing the wall, but it must be bewitched or something because it keeps reappearing at the top of the tree every morning! We found our angel topper in the corner crying. We don’t know what happened and she says she’s afraid to tell us =/”

And this will be my final entry here, but please do go visit the Amazon page and read the other 1,943 reviews for the Trump Christmas ornament:

on November 24, 2016
 After this ornament arrived, my American flag ornament painted a maple leaf on itself and said, “Well, I’d say 240 years was a good run, eh?”

Have a wonderful holiday season!