If there’s one good thing to come out of last night’s insane debate between a future president and a petulant child, it’s the trending Twitter hashtag #trumpbookreport.
It all began with Antonio French’s brilliant tweet:
Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016
Thus, the Twitter hashtag #trumpbookreport was born. I give you some of the gems.
Nobody Is More Curious Than George, Believe Me
Man in Yellow Hat? Total loser. Couldn't even control a monkey. By the way, that monkey? Illegal immigrant. Bad hombre. #TrumpBookReport
— Glen Dowell (@glen_dowell) October 20, 2016
Sleeping Beauty Wouldn’t Be My First Choice
Sleeping Beauty? The Prince just started kissing her. Didn't even ask. When you're a prince they let you do it.#TrumpBookReport
— Sameer Noorani (@sameernoorani) October 20, 2016
Make Wizardry Great Again
Look, I don't know Voldemort at all, OK. But the guy has totally outsmarted Goofy Dumbledore and Crooked Harry. Sad! #TrumpBookReport
— Sean Of The Dead Haspel (@SeanHaspel) October 20, 2016
He Was A Bad Egg
Humpty Dumpty, bad hombre folks. He wanted to get on the other side of the wall. Believe me. I will build a higher wall #TrumpBookReport
— Filsan Farah (@FillyCheZeSteaK) October 20, 2016
More Like Loser Tree
That Giving Tree was a loser. It gave and gave and gave. Horrible deals. Ends up a stump. Schmuck. #TrumpBookReport
— Warren Leight (@warrenleightTV) October 20, 2016
I’d Give Up Both My Sons For A Good Deal. But Not My Daughter, She’s Hot
"John 3:16 – Worst deal of all time. Total disaster. We need better salvation deals. Gave up his only begotten son. Sad!" #TrumpBookReport
— Jacob B. Richards (@JacobRichardsAZ) October 20, 2016
Of Course It’s The Stars’ Fault
Fault? These stars are a disaster. A disaster, let me tell you. Believe me, I'm going to make stars great again. #TrumpBookReport
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) October 20, 2016
The Little Wooden Bastard
https://twitter.com/Waxenwings/status/789199568885788672
I Knew All The Greatest Gatsbys, And I’m Telling You, He Wasn’t
You're telling me that Gatsby is great? Wrong. Terrible driver. Weird parties. No, he's not great. Trust me folks. #TrumpBookReport
— Zoo With Roy (@zoowithroy) October 20, 2016
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