Those of us who never miss a presidential debate were not disappointed last night by the final confrontation between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. The debate had some classic moments such as when Trump said he would leave us all in suspense and let us wait to see if he contests the election results.
But perhaps the best part of last night’s debate was the live-tweeting done by the satire news site the Onion. If you’re still a bit hungover from the crazy things Trump said, this should lighten your day considerably. Enjoy and share with others who might be in need of a laugh.
A plague of boils, a plague of locusts, a third presidential debate. Lo, how we have angered the Lord. Our live debate coverage begins now.
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Report: Over 50 Billion Gallons Of Bile Now Bubbling Up #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Trump: 'I Will Bring American Jobs And Fetuses Back' #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Trump: 'I've Got A Gun Right Here, Chris' #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Trump: 'I Had The Bad Luck To Grope Ten Liars' #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Nation’s Women: 'This Is Our Fucking Nightmare' #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Chris Wallace Asks Dark Void Behind Him To Please Swallow Him Whole #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Trump: 'These Allegations Against Me Are Pure Fiction—Some Are Fan Fiction, Some Historical Fiction, A Little Literary Nonfiction'
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Trump: 'She Should Not Be Allowed To Run—She Is A Woman, Chris' #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Wallace: 'Mr. Trump, Same Question But With Fewer Specific Facts' #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Trump: ‘I Eliminated Osama Bin Laden From Season 6 Of Celebrity Apprentice’ #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Putin, Assad Clink Wine Glasses While Watching Debate In Moscow #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Trump: 'Math Is Different In My Brain' #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Clinton: 'You Think I Didn't Prepare A Fucking Closing Statement, Chris?' #debatenight
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) October 20, 2016
Feeling better now? I know I am. Many thanks to the good folks at the Onion!
Featured Image Via NBC News
