Though I’m confident Donald Trump has been given this advice thousands of times, I thought it my duty as a human being to once again urge him to do something he should have done long ago when it comes to his Twitter account: Donald, delete your account immediately!
Early this morning, before many of us even got out of bed (before 6am EST), Cheeto Head Trump went on a bizarre tweetstorm that ran the gamut from comments on Hillary Clinton to more attacks on former Miss Universe Alicia Machado. Take a look:
Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying "sources said," DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016
What kills me about that tweet is that the vast majority of us consider everything Donald Trump says or tweets to be gigantic honking lies. Oh, the irony!
Wow, Crooked Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U. Hillary floated her as an "angel" without checking her past, which is terrible!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016
If Alicia Machado was such a terrible person, why did Trump help her keep her title like he says he did? Hey, Donnie, two and two do NOT equal ten!
Using Alicia M in the debate as a paragon of virtue just shows that Crooked Hillary suffers from BAD JUDGEMENT! Hillary was set up by a con.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016
Trump accusing someone of bad judgement is a bit like a lion turning to a tiger in the midst of the veldt and saying, “You should consider becoming a vegan, man.”
Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016
Oh, look! It’s yet another conspiracy theory from a man who sees nefarious plots against him everywhere he looks. Donald, there’s no grand design being implemented to rig the system against you. The simple fact is that most people find you to be odious, disgusting, objectionable, and worthy of our total disdain and outright hatred. And on November 8 we plan to send that message to you loud and clear.
Now get some freaking sleep!
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