A 35-year old man from Dayton, Ohio, Michael Henson, was arrested and is being charged with public indecency. He was found having sex with a parked van. The authorities said they believe that he was under the influence of narcotics.
You don’t need a police officer to figure that out. I highly doubt sober people are having sex with automobiles.
Man arrested for allegedly trying to have sex with a van https://t.co/OLLV3KUXxc pic.twitter.com/77kvRvSFwS
— CBS46 (@cbs46) August 19, 2016
The original 911 call said that the man was swinging around on a stop sign.
The incident happened at 8 p.m. on Tuesday. He was only wearing shorts and some socks. He walked up to the van, dropped his shorts and proceeded to screw the front grill of the car.
A witness said that the act lasted for a few minutes (Shocker!) and he passed out after that.
He is being held on a $2,500.
The Twitter responses are hilarious.
What’s that Queen song? I’m in Love with my Car. . . https://t.co/Avy1MHqTFg
— ian kennedy (@iankennedy) August 18, 2016
Relationships don't work and people can't fulfill you which is why it makes perfect sense that someone would have sex with a parked van.
— Brian Alan Ellis (@brianalanellis) August 18, 2016
ATTENTION, LADIES
I'll bet this #Dayton #Ohio man is single …https://t.co/LpDwsKIkWA— Jim Walters (@LordOfWalteria) August 18, 2016
Here is a song that might get this dude in the mood:
https://youtu.be/ISy8ta10exg
Featured image via Twitter.
