Katrina Pierson, who serves as a spokesperson for the Donald Trump campaign, has now branched out from designated liar and babbling idiot to the medical field and decided to try her hand at diagnosing people she’s never even met.
On MSNBC yesterday, Pierson was being interviewed by Kristen Welker. The conversation turned to the latest conspiracy theory being propagated by the far right in this country: Hillary Clinton is seriously ill and needs to drop out of the 2016 race. Keep in mind this has nothing to do with any concern for the former Secretary of State on the part of the lugnuts on the extreme right. Instead, it has a whole lot to do with them realizing there is no way in hell Trump can beat Clinton in November.
Pierson told Welker that she had a diagnosis for Clinton: She suffers from “dysphasia,” a neurological condition which limits a person’s ability to communicate or understand speech. Pierson added:
“It is extremely important to note that Hillary Clinton has taken a lot of time off the campaign trail. It is something that needs to be addressed.”
First of all, I haven’t noticed that Clinton has any problems whatsoever when it comes to understanding what others are saying or in communicating. Matter of fact, when I saw video of her yesterday on the campaign trail, she was ripping Trump a new one for his latest attempt to pander to African-American voters.
It would be much more accurate to say that Ms. Pierson, along with Trump, suffers from a much more serious condition: Crap in skull disease. That’s a medical condition where the brain is replaced in the head by a steaming pile of excrement. Signs that a person might have this illness include but are not limited to: Repeatedly saying patently ridiculous things; showing up on TV to spin wild fantasies that have no grounding in fact; pretending to know anything about anything.
That’s my diagnosis, and while I’m not actually a doctor, I’m a lot more in touch with reality than Katrina Pierson or her boss.
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