This election season has been quite crazy. The Republican presidential nominee, Donald Trump, says new ridiculous remarks pretty much every day.
I am a big fan of watching standup comedy. I love political comedy. This is a list of the top 10 best anti-Trump quotes:
NSFW: Language
1. Jim Jefferies
This funny, brash, Australian comedian had a great rebuttal against Trump supporters:
“If you’ve ever said that you like Donald Trump because he’s a ‘straight talker,’ you’re dumb as shit.”
2. Jon Stewart
You knew I had to put him on this list:
“It’s like an Internet comment troll ran for president.”
3. Seth MacFarlane
The Family Guy creator said:
“This guy has an ego. When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off.”
4. Bill Maher
This talk show host and comedian had this to say about The Donald:
“Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: he never apologizes; he’s never wrong no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s the white Kanye.”
5. John Oliver
The very funny host of Last Week Tonight said this about him:
“I say that knowing every time his name is said out loud, he has a shattering orgasm… Donald Trump is America’s back mole. It may have seemed harmless a year ago, but now that it’s become frighteningly bigger, it’s no longer wise to ignore it.”
6. Anthony Jeselnik
This guy is very funny. His comedy is very adult and dark:
“Donald, I’m not sure if you’re even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one’s going to be sad when you get cancer.”
7. Patton Oswalt
This is a clever one:
“Just got told exactly what Donald Trump is going to do Monday at the RNC. Mother of God. We are finally living in IDIOCRACY.”
8. Michael Che
Great point:
“At this point Trump is the political equivalent of a phone sex operator. He’s just whispering whatever dirty little racist fantasies Republicans want to hear.”
9. Chris Rock
Good one:
“(Donald Trump) might win. He’s got enough ex-wives to vote for him.”
10. Seth Myers
This is great:
“Donald Trump said that he was running for president as a Republican. That’s funny, because I thought he was running as a joke.”
Do You Want To Tell Trump Jokes Yourself? Here’s a few.
What does Melania see in Donald Trump?
“Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!”
What is Donald Trump “really” trying to do?
Make America Hate Again.
If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?
The Trump Card
What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?
Snow White Supremacist.
Here is a bit from Donald Trump’s Comedy Central Roast a few years ago:
