Oh, what a manly man! That Donald Trump, he is so studly. He will stand up to ISIS. He will cut off all of their money by cutting off their oil. No other world leader could have possibly thought of such a smart, smart strategy. He is the greatest, the best. He’ll stop those bad guys, believe him!
Not only that, he will stop all violence on day one.
What a man, what a man.
He will take on China. He will take on the establishment! He will build a wall to keep out those Mexican rapists!
Go, Donald! What a guy.
The one thing that he won’t do, though, is tolerate the sensation of being a little bit too hot. He can’t deal with the HVAC guys.
The Roanoke Times, of Roanoke, Virginia, is reporting that the Republican presidential nominee had a major hissy fit the other night as he addressed a group of supporters at the Hotel Roanoke.
He had a lot of words to say about former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her running mate Tim Kaine (D-Va). He found the energy to bash Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-Ma) as the “worst senator in the U.S. Senate.”
He was one tough hombre, all right.
Except for the fact that he absolutely went after the Hotel and its management because he felt too hot.
In Virginia. In July. He interrupted his criticism of his political opponents to whine:
“I think this ballroom and the people who run this hotel should be ashamed. I think it’s actually cooler outside than it is in this damn ballroom.”
Who’s in charge of the HVAC system here?
Wow. What a tough international leader. He goes after the hotel staff because his orange hair is getting drippy.
He couldn’t let it go, either. He claimed that there were 1,000 people outside waiting in the 104 degree heat, but the official word is that 50 people were outside waiting in the heat that never hit 100 degrees.
He whined, he moaned, he even threatened to back out of paying the bill. Why is none of this a surprise to us?
Gee, Donald. You can’t handle an inefficient HVAC system in a small hotel. Are we really supposed to think you’ll handle the stress of war with any more backbone?
Want to see the whiny Cheeto for yourself? Move to about 12 minutes on this video.
Featured image via YouTube screengrab.
