Bill Maher outdid himself when he presented a hilarious list of things you don’t know about Donald Trump (R-N.Y.) on his HBO show, Real Time with Bill Maher. But first, he repeated earlier lists of the other presidential candidates.
He started out by making some good-natured jokes about Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.), who, on a similar list, was quoted stating how much she loves the Beatles and also Adele. As for her Adele reference, Maher joked:
“Because of course I’m not pandering to millennials at all when I say that.”
Then Maher moved on to joke about Ted Cruz (R-TX.) by saying:
“Mirrors don’t show my reflection.”
After Cruz came Bernie Sanders (D-N.Y) as Maher joked:
“Che Guevara used to wear a T-shirt with me on it and I comb my hair with a balloon.”
Finally, Maher said that they had been waiting until the eve of the Republican convention to publish 25 things you don’t know about Donald Trump. Here are a few of the hilarities on the list:
“I don’t drink alcohol. I cause others to drink alcohol.”
“Not only do I read the Bible, the Book of Revelations mentions me by name.”
“I saved the box Melania arrived in so I can return her when she turns 50.”
“I never actually believed Obama was born in Kenya, because I thought the name of the country was Kanye.”
Mahler almost ran out of breath when citing this long quote:
“Sometimes, late at night, I worry that my obsessive self-aggrandizement and self-promotion are symptoms of inner weakness and a transparent, childish impulse that everyone can see. I worry they’re laughing at how obvious it is that I’m an abandoned, frightened child swirling in a black emptiness. But then I tweet shit about my poll numbers and I feel better.”
And one of the end quotes, shown with a picture of Trump next to an orangutang, brought down the house in hysterical laughter:
“I can peel a banana with my feet.”
For more hilarious quotes, you can watch the bit here:
