Full disclosure: What I know about the current Pokemon GO craze sweeping across the United States would fit into a thimble with room left over. I don’t get it, I don’t wanna get it, but if people are having fun with it and it gets kids out of the house and physically active, then I raise my glass and say, Cheers!
But Rick Wiles, a so-called “end times” minister who is fond of saying the apocalypse is just around the corner, is now warning that Pokemon GO is actually a tool of the terrorist group ISIS and that they may try to target us with “cyber-demons.”
And you thought Pokemon was kinda “out there.”
Wiles, speaking on his radio show this week, said security had seen a man outside his Trunews offices and questioned him. The man was looking for Pokemon characters to photograph with his phone. This led Wiles to ominously proclaim:
“These Pokémon creatures are like virtual, cyber-demons. What this man, Friday, was trying to find was the Pokémon demon that had been placed inside the Trunews’ office.”
Then Wiles went all batshit crazy and issued this warning:
“What if this technology is transferred to Islamic jihadists, and Islamic jihadists have an app that shows them where Christians are located geographically?”
Wait, this ignorant douchenozzle wasn’t finished. He added:
“The enemy, Satan, is targeting churches with virtual, digital, cyber-demons. I believe this thing is a magnet for demonic powers.
“At what point does this game go live and the Pokemon masters are telling people to kill people in those buildings? People are losing touch with reality.”
That’s for sure! Rick Wiles lost touch with reality and what’s left of his tiny brain a long time ago.
Listen for yourself and try not to laugh so hard a Pokemon demon flies out of your nose:
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