You Can Make Picking Up Poo Great Again With These Dog Poop Bags


Donald Trump has garnered a lot of hatred this year with the nasty things that come out of his mouth. We read the news every day and see something moronic this man said in public. You can turn to the Internet for plenty of memes against this evil man. You can also get plenty of anti-Trump merchandise everywhere.


I recently talked about the glory that is Trump toilet paper. You can “Dump with Trump” and buy your own rolls. He is an ass, and he’s full of sh*t, so this is very fitting.

Now, I have another great product to give you a giggle. Someone has made dog waste bags with Donald Trump’s face on them. His visage is graced with a pile on top of his head. You can buy the “Poop Head Donald Trump Dog Bags” at this website.

Image via Donaldtrumpdogpoopbags.com/
Image via Donaldtrumpdogpoopbags.com.

Nobody likes picking up the dog poop. It is the worst thing about having a dog. Hopefully, this will make your walks with your dogs more fun.


They are designed to fit a standard clip-on leash dispenser. They contain 15 bags per roll and are $4.99 each.

Want to know what Trump thinks about them? Check this out:

“People, let me tell you– and I’m being honest here– these dog poop bags are absolutely the best dog poop bags. We used to be number one in dog poop bags.  But not anymore, folks.

There has been a terrible schlonging in the poop bag market.  And you know Hillary’s not going to fix it.  But I’m not afraid to tell it like it is. I’m very rich and I’m very attracted to my daughter.  I mean, just look at those legs.  

My first act as President will be to immediately ban all entry into the United States for people not possessing a valid Donald Trump Dog Poop Bag.” 

Here is one dog who doesn’t like Trump either:

Featured image via Loozrboy via Flickr, available under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic license.

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