Trump Toilet Paper – Wipe The Smirk Off His Face With One Swipe


One of the biggest things in the media during this election year are the idiotic things that come out of Donald Trump’s mouth.

He says nasty things about women:

“It’s certainly not groundbreaking news that the early victories by the women on ‘The Apprentice’ were, to a very large extent, dependent on their sex appeal.”

He said women should be punished for getting abortions.

He wants to take away citizenship for babies born here to illegal parents. He wants to build a huge, expensive wall at the Mexican border.

He’s gone back and forth on LGBT rights. He has been for and against same-sex marriages at different times.

Long story short, he is an ass. Now, there is a creative way to express your hatred for this orange yelling machine. Trump toilet paper:

via bonanza.com
via bonanza.com

These rolls have been given the perfect name, “Dump with Trump.” They are being manufactured by the Chinese company, Qingdao Wellpaper Industrial Co Ltd. That part would probably piss off the Donald anyway.

They experienced a huge spike in sales in February. They were getting orders for over 100 rolls, now they have orders for up to 5,000 rolls.

The company also sells paper with Hillary Clinton on it, but Trump’s toilet paper is outselling Clinton’s by a 6:1 ratio.

This is not the first talk of Trump toilet paper. In March, a company called Novelty Gyfts started a Kickstarter page trying to make the toilet paper. Unfortunately, they had to suspend the campaign on March 16.

The rolls sell wholesale for about fifty cents a piece. Americans are buying rolls from places like eBay for up to $10.


A celebrity customer has gotten her rolls as well. Sydney Leroux, who plays forward on the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team, posted pictures of the rolls her husband purchased. He bought them because the couple found them hilarious.

I totally agree. I cracked up when I saw this little gem.

https://youtu.be/7kTN4rRmH-s

Featured image by Gage Skidmore via Flickr, available under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic license.

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