After he had finished devouring his taco bowl yesterday–and tweeting out a photo of it with a message that he loves Hispanics–Donald Trump got back down to his surreal campaign for the White House, attacking anyone who disagrees with him and trying to convince everyone he isn’t going to lose by a landslide in November.
But Trump also found time to announce that before the GOP convention in July, he will release a list of proposed Supreme Court nominees he would consider for the high court. And as with all things Trump, he promised they would be the greatest nominees in the history of the known world, telling Fox News he would choose:
“Wonderful, conservative, good, solid, brilliant judges in the form of (Antonin Scalia). I’m going to actually lay them out. I’m going to discuss people … I think before the convention. I want to put 10, 12, 15 names of the type of people that we’d like.”
One can only imagine who Trump considers to be worthy of appointment to the Supreme Court. Does he know that Judge Judy is just a TV judge and that Perry Mason was a fictional character? Or is he just planning to appoint family members who would do his bidding as he begins sending those who disagree with him to concentration camps?
Here’s some suggested nominees that are perfectly in keeping with the IQ of Donald Trump:
- Donald Duck
- Wile E. Coyote
- Fozzie Bear
- Cookie Monster
- Spiderman
- Wonder Woman
- Aquaman
- Hulk Hogan
Choose carefully, Donald; these are lifetime appointments. But not to worry, because the closest you will ever get to the Oval Office is watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel.
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