Ivana Trump SWEARS Donald Has A Big D*ck, Offers Scientific PROOF


This evening, I was editing a great piece by one of my writers — Ivana Trump: Donald’s Wrong, We Need Immigrants. ‘Who’s Going To Vacuum Our Living Rooms?’ — that covers Ivana’s recent interview with the New York Post. There’s plenty crazy in there, but in reading Karen’s piece, I noted that she didn’t touch on the most important thing about Ivana’s interview: Donald’s penis size and the “small hands” controversy.

(Karen is way too classy to write about such things, but you all know I’m a trashy educated redneck chick who loves this cray cray, so yeah…)

Ivana reassured us that “the best ex I ever had” definitely is just fine in the size department, thank you very much. The best part? She offered up scientific PROOF:

“If there was a problem there, Donald would not have five kids.”

Because the ability to father children is directly related to penis size. Right.

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I told my boyfriend:

“I am fascinated by Ivana and people like her. So obtuse, so trapped in their own craziness…her ignorance is so perfect that she’s a work of art.”

Yes, Ivana is a work of art.

But this is serious, folks. As much fun as we’re having with this insane Trump campaign, there’s a very real concern: this man could be our president. Which BTW, Ivana said he’ll be a great one, of course. From the New York Post article:

“Probably five years before our divorce, Reagan or somebody brought him a letter and said, ‘You should run for president. So he was thinking about it. But then . . . there was the divorce, there was the scandal, and American women loved me and hated him,” she says, referencing Donald’s much-publicized infidelity with Marla Maples that led to the power couple’s 1991 split.

“So there was no way that he would go into [politics] at that point,” Ivana says. “But he was always tooling around with the idea.”

Meh. Reagan or somebody. Ivana can’t be bothered with these details, people, come on!

Be sure to check out Karen’s article and get enlightened about why immigration is a good thing, according to Ivana.

 

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