You may have heard that the National Enquirer is now running a story in which Ted Cruz is accused of having affairs with five different women. Wonder how he manages to get any work done in the Senate and also run for President if he’s busy with five women.
What makes the story even richer (and more bizarre, which the Enquirer specializes in) is that one of Cruz’s alleged mistresses is none other than Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson.
Cue the dramatic music, please.
Take a look at this:
https://twitter.com/Fleet_Forest/status/713159666050605056
Well, all this has set Twitter ablaze, and the great tweets are coming from both sides of the aisle, as you can clearly see:
#CruzSexScandal NauseaTED
— Snarkar?ni™?️ ♿?? (@Snarkaroni) March 25, 2016
Look on the bright side Ted, at least no one is talking about you being the Zodiac Killer anymore. .#CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/wGsp0ptAJO
— President Trump (@Writeintrump) March 25, 2016
Honestly, I assume ANYONE who lists their partner's handle in their bio is cheating. #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/vBzX7ZqL0x
— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) March 25, 2016
BREAKING: @heidiscruz has been chasing @tedcruz with a frying pan for an hour in WI hotel. #CruzSexScandal
— JumpinJackdash (@TrumpPatrol) March 25, 2016
If the #CruzSexScandal had broke before Utah they would have given him 100% of the vote just because they admired his number of wives.
— ??FIREBRAND?? (@MS70Life) March 25, 2016
People be all "the Nation Enquirer is a joke, this is obviously fake" – better ask John Edwards or Gary Hart about that. #cruzsexscandal
— Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse) March 25, 2016
Just when you thought this election season couldn't possibly get any more gross…#CruzSexScandal ???
— Hey Auntie… (@Delo_Taylor) March 25, 2016
If you want to add to the hilarity, feel free to point your Web browser in the direction of #CruzSexScandal and have some fun with this whole crazy situation.
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