There seems to be no end to the almost comical sight we’re presented with at the GOP debates.
Another one was on show on Thursday when Donald Trump had to assure the American public and everyone else watching of course, that there was absolutely ‘no problem’ with his hands, or any other part of his anatomy for that matter.
He states:
“Look at those hands,” he said, raising them. “Are they small hands?”
In defense of his anatomy against one of Rubio’s insults about the size of his hands, Trump continued:
“And, he referred to my hands — ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”
Rubio in his counter-defense stated his own side of the case in Virginia:
“He’s always calling me Little Marco,” “And I’ll admit he’s taller than me. He’s like 6’2″, which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5’2″. And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.”
Now, is there any correlation between the anatomy and trust?
CNN reports that this is not the first time Trump has been teased about the size of his fingers and hands.
Even pressmen aren’t left out of the comedy that trails the analysis of Trump’s anatomy as Vanity Fair‘s Editor-in-Chief Graydon Carter recalls:
“Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a ‘short-fingered vulgarian’ in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago.”
Is a Vulgarian a native of Vulgaria?
Just wondering.
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