Let’s just get this out of the way before we continue: Ted Cruz is a slimy, stinking pile of human excrement who will say or do anything to win the 2016 GOP nomination. He’s lower than whale dung, and would gladly sell his soul to Lucifer (providing he hasn’t already) if it means gaining points in a tracking poll.
That said, Senator Dirtbag has now sunk to a new low.
After sending out a clearly fraudulent mailing shortly before the Iowa caucuses–which Cruz won–his campaign is now using the U.S. Mail to send New Jersey residents a “check” for $45. Sounds about right, doesn’t it? Cruz is so hated that he’s now resorting to buying votes. It’s been done before in American politics, and no doubt it still is in places.
Here’s the envelope thousands received:
Speaking only for myself, if I get a piece of mail that says, “Check Enclosed,” you can bet I’m gonna open it, even if I think it may be fake, which most are.
But once you open the letter, you note that the check is not made out to you. Instead:
Yep, it’s made out to Ted Scumbag Cruz. And if you’ll agree to give Cruz some of your hard-earned money, he’s got some top secret donors who will match your generous gift dollar for dollar. Sounds illegal, and it probably is, but Ted Cruz doesn’t worry about legality when he’s trying to reach the White House. He’s on a mission from God, so all is fair.
Neat trick, isn’t it? Imagine some poor single mother who is struggling to feed her children seeing this envelope, ripping it open, and realizing this con game is being run on her. Ted Cruz doesn’t care about her. If it was up to him, he’d cut her and her children off food stamps and toss them out into the street to survive as best they can. Because it’s all about him!
I can think of few human beings who are less deserving of being President of the United States than Ted Cruz, and then I see this kind of thing and realize he isn’t even deserving of the simple human decency he seems so willing to deny everyone he disagrees with.
If Teddy Boy sends me one of these mailers in the weeks ahead, I’m gonna burn the edges and mail it back to him.
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