Badass craftswoman and insanely-in-demand Bernie Sanders supporter Emily Engel, creator of the absurdly adorable and massively backordered Lil’ Bernie, had a split-second of empathy for the #VanillaISIS militias this afternoon when she opened a package and found a Bag of Dicks. Like the #Infantada, she threw a complete tantrum and dumped the dicks all over the floor.
Just kidding! Because Emily Engel is a real human being, she did exactly what the bag’s instructions told her to do: she ate them!
(Pic of Engel actually eating one of the dicks is in the Comments.)
Engel, who was kind enough to give us an interview back in September, won the Internet’s collective heart with her phenomenal Lil’Bernie doll. The sweet-faced little guy has been seen topping a Christmas tree on the MenWhoBern calendar of hot guys, making faces for memes on Twitter, and of course adorning the mantles and dressers of die-hard Bernie fans everywhere.
Posting again, follow me for all your #LilBernie info! #Bernie2016 #BernieSanders #FeelTheBern pic.twitter.com/moUXqFLiOQ
— Lil' Bernie ? (@LilBernieTweets) October 23, 2015
Thank you, Emily — not just for creating the sweetest cranky septuagenarian mascot in recent (possibly all of) history, but for having enough class and sass to show the militias out there just how a reasonable and wonderful human being properly handles a Bag of Dicks.
(Featured image courtesy of Marc Diego via Flickr, shared using a Creative Commons 2.0 license.)
