You probably won’t find any of these at your own Thanksgiving dinner – and with good reason. I invite you to take in (and wince at) these terrifying dishes.
1.
Yum, a purple turkey. The lemons are a nice touch.
2.
I don’t know about you, but I love to spray gravy on my food.
3.
I’m baffled by the keys in this pie. What is this supposed to represent? Is it supposed to give it a diesel flavor?
4.
I’m not sure I even want to know what these are supposed to be.
5.
Somebody’s been looking at cookbooks from the 1960s, I think.