5 Amazing Pics Prove Thanksgiving Dinner Can Be Horrifying

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You probably won’t find any of these at your own Thanksgiving dinner – and with good reason. I invite you to take in (and wince at) these terrifying dishes.

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Yum, a purple turkey. The lemons are a nice touch.

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I don’t know about you, but I love to spray gravy on my food.

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I’m baffled by the keys in this pie. What is this supposed to represent? Is it supposed to give it a diesel flavor?

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I’m not sure I even want to know what these are supposed to be.

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Somebody’s been looking at cookbooks from the 1960s, I think.

 

Angela Hilliard is a 30-something gal who doesn't feel a day over 15. She'll happily spend hours watching cartoons, playing video games, and reading comic books. She graduated from Oakland University in Michigan with a BA in English and is currently a freelance writer.