For any self-respecting human being, or liberal, listening to the Republicans ramp up fear and hatred among the American people toward the Syrian Refugees this week has been disturbing. There is bound to a lot of anger and frustration pent up and just waiting to explode.
But instead of unleashing the beast on your drunk Republican relatives this Thanksgiving, allow this anti-Republican Islamophobe rant soothe some of that frustration. I took the liberty of transcribing the rant into lower and upper case, as the original is in all upper case letters. This rant does contain a bit of adult language, reader’s discretion is advised. Enjoy.
“Jesus Christ the Syrian refugees aren’t coming to whatever glorified, trailer park/FEMA camp/open air meth lab or dystopian inner ring track housing and strip mall fart-fuck of a suburb you call home. They would take one look at your sad excuse of a life and think, “I’ll go back home and take my chances.” Did you see that woman with the ‘bad bitch’ tattoo (on) her torso? Looked like someone was baking bread in a halter top! The fact that you got a second Hardees (next to the pellagra clinic) does not make Pigsknuckle County an appealing terrorist target.
If ISIS attacks they will attack a city. Because cities have landmarks and people who walk places. Why would anyone ever bother trying to kill you when they could just sit back and let congestive heart failure do the job? Be sure to buy some more guns though they’re really keeping your vinyl sided ranch house safe.
Yes, there are people out to get you but they’re not called “ISIS.” They’re called the collection agency and your guns will only impress them to the extent that they will fetch something at auction when your property is seized to pay the medical bills for your last six angioplasties. But you really showed Obummer by not signing up for insurance. You, Daniel, fuckin’ Boone rugged individualist you.”
You can view the rant in its original form here.
I hope this rant made you feel a little better going into the holidays because the Republicans are not going to be done saying hateful and stupid stuff for quite some time. But don’t worry — we’ll be here to tell you all about it.
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