‘Calm Yo T*ts’ — Starbucks’ Red Cups Inspires Awesome Grumpy Memes

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In case you haven’t heard, the war on Christmas is in full swing, and its latest leader is Starbucks. That’s right – Starbucks. The people who hand you coffee in the morning are trying to destroy Christmas. At least, that’s what some people seem to think.

Donald Trump suggests a boycott, and even Bristol Palin has something to say about the situation. So what has Starbucks done to deserve this? They released red cups. You read that correctly.

Instead of the usual reindeer or snowflakes, this year Starbucks decided to use a simple red design for their cups. That’s it. This somehow exploded into a huge deal, and the Internet is reacting to the outrage in an awesome and hilarious way.

Check out a few creations below.

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Poor Santa!

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Pick your denomination.

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What else is there to say?

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That’s a good point.

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Grandpa Simpson never disappoints.

Angela Hilliard is a 30-something gal who doesn't feel a day over 15. She'll happily spend hours watching cartoons, playing video games, and reading comic books. She graduated from Oakland University in Michigan with a BA in English and is currently a freelance writer.