I love late night browsing on the Internet. My husband is celebrating the release of Fallout 4, and I’m sitting here minding my own business when Twitter gives me the greatest present ever – #PickUpLinesForRepublicans. I put together 20 of the best I could find. Enjoy!
Warning: #20 made me spit my drink out
1.
If you go home with me, I promise I won't mistake you for an intruder. #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— RoboShew (@shewz) November 10, 2015
2.
I wanna frack yo' ass till the sun comes up; as it revolves around the Earth. .. #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— Sit Damn You (@SitDamnYou) November 10, 2015
3.
Hey baby are you the economy?
Because I want to make you go down on me.
#PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— Connunist (@yeshie97) November 10, 2015
4.
You're so cute when you think you're an equal. #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— RoboShew (@shewz) November 10, 2015
5.
#PickUpLinesForRepublicans
You look like somebody whose rights I want to violate.
— Chris Slevin (@HeyItsChris412) November 10, 2015
6.
Ask me anything except for something I can't answer #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— GOPareMorons (@TeaTraitors) November 10, 2015
7.
Wanna go get naked & polish my guns? #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— Tina (@trcfwtt) November 10, 2015
8.
I don't mind if you have the right to choose. As long as you choose me. #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) November 10, 2015
9.
Wanna try unplanned parenthood? #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— RoboShew (@shewz) November 10, 2015
10.
"Show me your birth certificate and I'll show you mine." #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— RyanGoooosling (@RyanGoooosling) November 10, 2015
11.
You strike me as the kind of girl who likes Trickle Down, if you know what I mean. #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— Helena Handbasket (@PhyllisCopeland) November 10, 2015
12.
Is that an evangelical in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— RyanGoooosling (@RyanGoooosling) November 10, 2015
13.
I'm a genie in a bottle baby, you gotta Rubio me the right way #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— Ash (@YaYaAshley) November 10, 2015
14.
I call my dick "Bank"… because it's TOO BIG to FAIL!! #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— Phil T. Rich (@Ric_Hardwood) November 10, 2015
15.
Hey, good looking! You're so hot, you make me think global warming might not be a hoax after all! #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— Helena Handbasket (@PhyllisCopeland) November 10, 2015
16.
Can I put my Keystone in your Pipeline? #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— Ash (@YaYaAshley) November 10, 2015
17.
#PickUpLinesForRepublicans "Hey, baby, you must be a Middle Eastern country, because I wouldn't mind invading you illegally."
— Sean Carless (@THESEANCARLESS) November 10, 2015
18.
Hey Honey you must be a tax cut for the 1% because my economy is expanding #PickUpLinesForRepublicans
— Anomaly♡s Army (@edmeyer_able) November 10, 2015
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#PickUpLinesForRepublicans
I want to frack you until fire spews out of your faucet. pic.twitter.com/Zsz1hcj0DB
— Ridin' Querty (@twin_coyotes) November 10, 2015
20.
What is long and hard, and in your uterus? The Republican party #PickUpLinesForRepublicans #ShaveBallsFirst
— Gamblor (@gamblor5555) November 10, 2015
Featured image screen captured from Twitter.
