‘STOP The Muslin Invasion’ – Bigots Mistakenly Protest Cloth And It’s Hilarious

I love being from Georgia, and I love telling people about the beauties of the south… until I see some sh– like this. I’ve written about Lowndes County twice – once detailing the investigation into Kendrick Johnson’s death and the other time about Sgt. Guthrie. Sadly, this won’t be highlighting something positive and uplifting. Oh, no. We will be highlighting the usual that people expect from us teeth pickin’, cousin datin’ inbreds down here in the south. At least, not me. My husband ain’t my cousin. I specifically dated OUT of the county for that. You can check out my bio for all the other qualifications that set me apart from the stereotype that these people keep us chained to. Good job Lowndes County. The rest of America can continue to laugh at our dumb southern asses.

Enjoy the pictures below of the Muslim Invasion Protest that occurred Oct. 24, 2015, at the Lowndes County Court House.

All images by John W. Rogers via SmugMug. I’m not sure where the guy stands on his political beliefs or his feelings on the refugee crisis; however, he takes beautiful photos, so check him out!

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THE HORROR OF CLOTH!!!! BEWARE THE CLOTH YOU GUYS! The cloth is after us! They are here to steal all our babies, rape our women, and destroy the good Christian foundation this damn country was founded on with its warmth and softness. If you can’t tell, that’s sarcasm.

Guys, what have I said about spellcheck? An English teacher could probably tear my writing apart, but I at least use spellcheck. If you’re going to be bigoted DICKS then please for everything holy below the Bible Belt use spellcheck.

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Apparently, I’m not the only person who noticed that “Muslin” was invading our country. If you can’t read it, this awesome guy’s sign says “Muslim’s In. Muslin Out! #freeourfabric #satincity.” This guy deserves an award. Tiffany, can we give him a job, a gift card, or something?

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Yea, sure. We’re broke. We also have roofs over our heads and food on our plates. We so can’t share with a displaced group of people that have nowhere to go. If this were about your concern about America’s economical health, there would be NO need to write Muslim on the sign (thank you for spelling it correctly). It wouldn’t matter.

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I can happily say there was a counter protest. Valdosta is home to Valdosta University, so it is a town with a thriving young population of progressive minds.

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“Bigots Break America. Not Muslims.”

THANK YOU!

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The guy in the Florida hat is making me ashamed to be a Florida fan.

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Blazers are the university’s football team. When there aren’t bigoted protests and good guy counter protests going on, S. Patterson St. is a lovely downtown district.

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I got nothing. I just got nothing.

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I’m not sure if the “Jaws Ride” is a metaphor for something else, but the counter protesters also included someone calling for the return of the Jaws ride at Universal Studios. I’ve never ridden it. Not sure if I would support it.

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I know they will always find some twisted logic, but I want every protester there to answer this question. What would your God, what would your Jesus do? This sign has only four letters, and it asks the most poignant question of all.

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Too easy.