Here’s The Lineup! 13 GOP Presidential Goofballs Issue Statements On Kim Davis


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So bigoted and misguided Kentucky clerk Kim Davis is now in jail after refusing to follow the LAW OF THE LAND and issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

The religious right is, of course, in an uproar. This crazy lady is a Democrat, too, supposedly. Well I say they can have her!

But what are the 2016 GOP presidential hopefuls saying? Here you go, folks! It’s a sad day when Lindsey Graham and Ben Carson are actually making sense. The rest of these idiots are predictable.

Mike Huckabee (Facebook)

“I spoke with Kim Davis this morning to offer my prayers and support. I let her know how proud I am of her for not abandoning her religious convictions and standing strong for religious liberty. She is showing more courage and humility than just about any federal office holder in Washington. … The Supreme Court cannot and did not make a law. They only made a ruling on a law. Congress makes the laws. Because Congress has made no law allowing for same sex marriage, Kim does not have the Constitutional authority to issue a marriage license to homosexual couples.”

Mike Huckabee (Twitter)

“Kim Davis in federal custody removes all doubts about the criminalization of Christianity in this country. We must defend #ReligiousLiberty!”

Ted Cruz (Facebook)

“Sadly, we’ve seen a war on faith break out across our nation, and we must be vigilant to protect the free exercise of religion—a value enshrined in our Constitution. We should make it possible for believers, such as Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis in Kentucky, to hold government jobs without having to violate their religious beliefs. We can work together to come up with alternative ways to ensure that government functions are accomplished without infringing on religious liberty.”

Ted Cruz (website statement)

“Today, judicial lawlessness crossed into judicial tyranny. Today, for the first time ever, the government arrested a Christian woman for living according to her faith. This is wrong. This is not America. I stand with Kim Davis. Unequivocally. I stand with every American that the Obama Administration is trying to force to chose [sic] between honoring his or her faith or complying with a lawless court opinion. … I call upon every Believer, every Constitutionalist, every lover of liberty to stand with Kim Davis. Stop the persecution now.”

Bobby Jindal (HuffPo interview)

“I don’t think anyone should have to choose between following their conscience and religious beliefs and giving up their job and facing financial sanctions. I think it’s wrong to force Christian individuals or business owners. We are seeing government today discriminate against whether it’s clerks, florists, musicians or others. I think that’s wrong. I think you should be able to keep your job and follow your conscience. I absolutely do believe people have a First Amendment right, a constitutional right. I don’t think the court can take that away.”

Scott Walker (Laura Ingraham interview)

“In the end, this is the balance that you got to have to have in America, between the laws that are out there, but ultimately ensuring that the Constitution is upheld,” he said. “I read that the Constitution is very clear that people have freedom of religion—you have the freedom to practice religious beliefs out there, it’s a fundamental right.”

Marco Rubio (statement to New York Times)

“We should seek a balance between government’s responsibility to abide by the laws of our republic and allowing people to stand by their religious convictions. … While the clerk’s office has a governmental duty to carry out the law, there should be a way to protect the religious freedom and conscience rights of individuals working in the office.”

Rand Paul (Boston Herald Radio)

“I think people who do stand up and are making a stand to say that they believe in something is an important part of the American way. … I think one way to get around the whole idea of what the Supreme Court is forcing on the states is for states just to get out of the business of giving out licenses. … Anybody can make a contract. And then if you want a marriage contract you go to a church. And so I’ve often said we could have gotten around all of this also in the sense that I do believe everybody has a right to a contract.”

Rand Paul (CNN interview)

“I think it’s absurd to put someone in jail for exercising their religious liberty. I think it’s a real mistake and even those on the other side of the issue, I think it sets their movement back. … What’s going to happen is it’s going to harden people’s resolve on this issue. I think what’s going to happen is that state and localities are just going to opt out of the marriage business.”

Donald Trump (when asked at a press conference)

“I don’t know enough about it to comment on it. Was she jailed? I really don’t know much about it.”

Chris Christie (Laura Ingraham interview)

“What I’ve said before is for someone who works in the government has a bit of a different obligation than someone who’s in the private sector or obviously working for educational institutions that’s religiously based or others, but my point is we have to protect religious liberty and people’s ability to be able to practice their religion freely and openly, and of course we have to enforce the law too.”

Jeb Bush (to reporters at a town hall)

“[Davis] is sworn to uphold the law and it seems to me there ought to be common ground, there ought to be big enough space for her to act on her conscience and for, now that the law is the law of the land, for a gay couple to be married in whatever jurisdiction that is.”

John Kasich (Washington Post interview)

“I’ve taken my position on it.” A spokesman later clarified to the paper that the candidate was talking about his reaction to this summer’s SCOTUS decision. “We’ll honor what the Supreme Court does,” Kasich said then. “It’s the law of the land. It’s the way that America functions.”

Carly Fiorina (to radio host Hugh Hewitt)

“I think that we must protect religious liberties with great passion and be willing to expend a lot of political capital to do so now because it’s clear religious liberty is under assault in many, many ways. Having said that, when you are a government employee, I think you take on a different role. When you are a government employee as opposed to say, an employee of another kind of organization, then in essence, you are agreeing to act as an arm of the government.”

Lindsey Graham (to radio host Hugh Hewitt)

“As a public official, comply with the law or resign. The rule of law is the rule of law. That’s what we are. We are a rule of law nation, and I appreciate her conviction. I support traditional marriage, but she’s accepted a job where she has to apply the law to everyone. And that’s her choice.”

Ben Carson (via a “confidante“)

“Dr. Carson has said since the Supreme Court ruling that it is the law of land and that’s what he respects.”

h/t Josh Voohees at Slate for pulling most of these together

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