Lion-Killer Dentist Writes BullSh*t Apology Letter To Patients

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Walter Palmer, left,  with another trophy lion. Image courtesy of AVAAZ.


If you’ve spent any time browsing the Internet or watching television these last few days, you probably know about Walter Palmer. He’s a dentist from Minnesota now known for killing Cecil, Zimbabwe’s most famous lion. Cecil was lured from his habitat with food, then shot with a bow and followed for 40 hours before he was decapitated. Anger has been expressed by people around the world since we originally reported the story. Even Jimmy Kimmel had something to say, calling him “the most hated man who isn’t selling jello.” The Yelp page for his practice has been bombarded with negative reviews

Now a letter has been sent to his patients explaining the situation.

According to KMSP-TV, this is the entirety of the letter:

To my valued patients: As you may have already heard, I have been in the news over the last few days for reasons that have nothing to do with my profession or the care I provide for you. I want you to know of this situation and my involvement In addition to spending time with my family, one of my passions outside dentistry is hunting. I’ve been a life-long hunter since I was a child growing up in North Dakota. I don’t often talk about hunting with my patients because it can be a divisive and emotionally charged topic. I understand and respect that not everyone shares the same views on hunting.

In early July, I was in Zimbabwe on a bow hunting trip for big game. I hired several professional guides and they secured all proper permits. To my knowledge, everything about this trip was legal and properly handled and conducted. I had no idea that the lion I took was a known, local favorite, was collared and part of a study until the end of the hunt. I relied on the expertise of my local professional guides to ensure a legal hunt. I have not been contacted by authorities in Zimbabwe or in the U.S. about this situation, but will assist them in any inquiries they may have.

Again, I deeply regret that my pursuit of an activity I love and practice responsibly and legally resulted in the taking of this lion. That was never my intention. The media interest in this matter – along with a substantial       number of comments and calls from people who are angered by this situation and by the practice of hunting in general – has disrupted our business and our ability to see our patients. For that disruption, I apologize              profoundly for this inconvenience and promise you that we will do our best to resume normal operations as soon as possible. We are working to have patients with immediate needs referred to other dentists and will            keep you informed of any additional developments. On behalf of all of us at River Bluff Dental, thank you for your support.

Sincerely, Walter J. Palmer, DDS River Bluff Dental


Anyone who has a “passion” for killing animals isn’t a human being I want to associate with, end of story.

Angela Hilliard is a 30-something gal who doesn't feel a day over 15. She'll happily spend hours watching cartoons, playing video games, and reading comic books. She graduated from Oakland University in Michigan with a BA in English and is currently a freelance writer.