Racial Ignorance Making You Thirsty? Quench Your Thirst With Diet Racism!

This is the perfect drink for those people who’ve mastered the fine art of microagressive behavior and social “color blindness.”

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This ice cold beverage goes down smooth like when you try to give?a?fist bump?to a person you just met because he’s black, or compliment an Asian stranger on how well they can speak English!

This is the perfect drink to ease your thirst as you relax and opine the “state of the black community,” while watching the riots in Baltimore on FOX news from your comfortable easy chair.

Why not crack open some cans and quench your thirst with a few friends as you tell your favorite racist jokes? Sure your “friend” Paul is black, but you tell him that he’s not “really black,” he’s cool! As you slap him on the back and hand him a can.

Yes Diet Racism! Because the ignorance of white privilege should be sweet with zero calories!

Here’s the video, and take some time to read the comments on the YouTube page, if you want see the extended commercial. Enjoy!