Sweet 16 Party Needs HazMat Team After Arrival Of Unexpected ‘Guest’

Well this puts a whole new definition on ?crap all over them.? Imagine one of those delightful Sweet 16 birthday celebrations. A fairly good-sized list of guests were enjoying the pool and playing horseshoes in the backyard. And then it happens –?human waste began to rain down on the party.

Photo courtesy of Arctic Warrior on Flickr
Photo courtesy of Arctic Warrior on Flickr

Fortunately everybody at the Levittown, Penn. party had their cake first. Party guest Kristie Rogy said,

?We just got done with cake thank God, we took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky, it was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything.”

The party guests were very lucky that a canopy erected for the party helped shield most of them.

Since FAA regulations unequivocally require airplanes to dispose of the waste at an airport and absolutely not over a residential area, the FAA is investigating.

A quick-thinking member of the family used a smartphone app to pinpoint the five planes in a flight pattern over them at the time of the incident.

Who would ever imagine a Sweet Sixteen birthday party would be such a crapshoot? I don’t suppose anyone thought to gift the girl with a HazMat team?