If you had the misfortune of ordering the Floyd Mayweather versus Manny Pacquiao fight for $100, or even .99 cents, let me be the first to express my sympathies.
My girlfriend ordered the fight, and we were both thoroughly unimpressed. The only good thing about the fight was after such a huge disappointment, the bar was set rather low to impress her for the rest of the night — if ya know what I mean…
So I? took the opportunity to show her my fist puppet impression of Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future. She found my puppet show to be infinitely more entertaining than the so called “fight.” Well, for about two minutes, then she hit me with a beer can to make me stop — something I’m sure the fans who paid thousands of dollars to watch the fight live wish they had done instead of sit there trying to figure out how they were going to explain to their kids why they don’t have a college fund anymore.
Deadly martial arts master Ken gives us his Top 5 reasons why the Mayweather versus Pacquiao fight was complete and utter bullsh*t.
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