The Queen of the Welfairies is here! And she is something else!
In case you haven’t heard, the heart of this country is heartless when it comes to the poor who have no alternative but to sign up for welfare. Missouri and my own state, Kansas, have issued Draconian restrictions.
These two states sound like over-controlling parents. Don’t eat cookies, chips, or pop! No seafood for you, young lady! Put down that protein bar right now!
If you think you’re going to have an abortion young man, you better think again! And before I give you your daily $25, you better believe you’re going to pee in that cup!
Where did you get those panties, Sister? It better not be Victoria’s Secret! Is that a tattoo I see, Brother? You’ve been swimming again, haven’t you? I can see those drops of pool water all over your arms!
You went to the movies? How dare you, you little welfairy? You’re grounded! No cruise ships for you in this lifetime.
Check out the Queen of the Welfairies where she appears on The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore on Comedy Central! And all you welfairies out there, feel free to bring that gun you bought on lay-away.
h/t If You Only News
