It’s A Dress! It’s A Peep! No! It Is A Peep Dress!
Some people might call Sunday the Easter holiday. However there is a niche cult where people celebrate Sunday as Peep Day! I have gone undercover to discover the most outrageous of the outrageous Peepers.
What do the Peepers wear on Peep Day? A dress made entirely out of Peeps, of course.
If you go for purple, try this yummy Peep dress! This little number is ideal for spring outings?just watch out for those individuals who have Peepallima. While underground I discovered that there are actually people who cannot control themselves around Peeps. Please be advised: If they find you, they will leave you standing?well, in your undies.
What about?entertaining that very special someone at home on Peep Day? What to wear? I saw this knock-out Peep kimono which is just too adorable. I would recommend ordering in Chinese food, and of course, Peeps for dessert!
This couture Peep kimono was created by artist Daniel Levitt and shown as part of the “All Fly Away” “Eat Art 8” exhibit. It was commissioned by?Atomic Katz to place in their window.
This stunning pink gown has made Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! Over 1000 pink and blue bunny Peeps gave their lives to create this lovely 50 pound gown! Clearly it is appropriate for those black-tie evenings when you want something special, a unique dress no one will copy.
Designer Cassandra May talked about her obsession:
?I’ve always wanted to make a dress out of candy and it was right around Easter at the time we decided to do it. We thought we might as well and send it off and see what happens with it. It’s something we both love and adore and we have to have that as our creative outlet.”
The Peeper People all wear Peepster bonnets, with all the frills upon it! Lovely Ms. Peeps wore this stunning hat at the Annual Easter Hat Parade. She was the grandest entry in the parade where photographers snapped her up, and Irvin Berlin was possibly inspired to song.
And of course, the cult Peep members have to go all out with their fingernails! I (or someone else) used a hidden camera to tape the mysterious, highly-secret ritual. Apparently it takes years of dedication to master Peep nails.
Here watch!
Whew! After going underground with the Peep cult, I find I am exhausted. What I need is a good Peeps infused vodka! Oh no! I thought I was immune to Peeps. Clearly I have been tainted by the little pink, purple, and blue monsters.
Well I’ll just have to drown my sorrows in the vodka.?Watch how to make this delicious drink:
