Well, it looks like Phil Robertson, patriarch of the “Duck Dynasty” gang, is at it again, spreading lies, hatred, and casting lots of verbal stones. And he dares to call himself a Christian?! I’ve got some advice for him: Better not stand too close to the windows during a thunderstorm or you might get hit by lightning, Phil.
The object of the Duckbrained Duck Commander ire this time is liberals. Yep, turns out Brother Phil finds them to be especially odious. During remarks he made last week, Daddy Duck had this to say:
“I gave you four ideologies in the last one hundred years, I see a pattern. You say, ?why do they do what they do, why is there always murder?? You know what the scary thing is? The fifth ideology right in behind all of this bunch of stuff we’re dealing with now, has its roots in the United States of America? You know how many they’ve killed? You say, ?who are they?? People call them left-wing loons, Bill O?Reilly calls them, political correct crowd, orthodox liberal opinion. You say, ?what are they famous for?? They’ve killed 63 million of their own children. 63 million. More than Hitler, more than Stalin. We’re slaughtering ourselves. You say, ?who is behind it?? Their father is, he was a murderer, from the beginning, they are slaves to sin, they are controlled by the Evil One. Duh.”
Duh, indeed! I guess the chief Duck Moron doesn’t care if he indicts everyone on the left he disagrees with. The 63 million figure, no doubt, is his estimate of the number of abortions performed since Roe v. Wade. But I have some incredible news for Duck Dummy Phil: Roe v. Wade is the law of the land. If you can’t deal with that fact, then maybe it’s time for you to pack up your duck calls and move to another country.
But Robertson wasn’t quite finished spraying out his vile and hateful dross. He also said:
“?Yeah, this bunch here, they’re the kind that clings to their guns and their bibles,? I’m thinking, yeah, we may need them. How in tarnation do you think we ran the Brits back to where they came from back there 240 years ago? It took guns and it took bibles, right? You better stay with what brought you. He was a murderer from the beginning, there’s no truth in him and when he lies he speaks his native language, the relationship between these guys and Satan. He is a liar and the Father of Lies.”
Sounds to me like Phil Robertson would enjoy living in a theocracy. And if that’s really the case, then I suggest he book a one-way flight to Iran. I hear it’s lovely this time of year.
