High school seniors felt the need to paint the town red on prom night by voting for a communist prom theme?in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Spoiled Teens Of The World Unite! I can only imagine this giving way to a great leap forward in communist puns. I can imagine a pre-prom father-daughter conversation going something like this,
“Daddy quit your Stalin and buy me the dress Mao”
“Not until you improve your Marx”
“Daddy you never listen to me! I’m going into exile!”
I hope everyone who attends has a ride because walking to and from prom can be quite the arduous march.
However, some people are not so happy about prom undergoing a cultural revolution according to KRQUE News 13, one student stated,
?While the seniors meant no harm in their choice of theme, it is not appropriate.?
I’m not going to argue whether the “Promunism” is appropriate or not. I am surprised though to see such a lack of Tea Party outrage. Why hasn’t FOX reported the Hell out of this while somehow blaming it on Obama?
Furthermore, many people are unsure what a communist theme prom would look like. Well I have some ideas. Red decorations are a must. Outdated military equipment and lots of propaganda or promaganda. Sorry, could not resist another communism pun opportunity. Hopefully, the photographer can take photos from all the right Engles.
Lastly, as hilarious as this theme is, it is still ridiculous. However, in my opinion the concept of prom alone is ridiculous. But that’s a rant for another article. I just hope the prom committee doesn’t black list this article.
