Here we go again. Another creepy Christian dad talking about his daughter’s virginity.
From the video:
?Going all the way with a guy or girl?what is it? How can you do it? And how can it be fun and enjoyable and not leave you feeling guilty and scarred, reminiscent of a memory you wish you could forget.?They now endure the taunt of slut.?Sex may be fun, but now sex can kill.”
Daughter Danielle jumps in and asks Dad for God’s rules about dating.
Here are Crazy Christian Dad’s Rules for Dating:
1. I will date only a growing Christian.
Not only do they have to be Christian, they have to keep getting even more religious daily. He says:
“When you go outside of God’s family to date, you’re making a horrible mistake.”
2. My date mate must be in harmony for God’s will for my life.
And how precisely will they know what God’s will for her life is?
3. I will not defraud my date.
And this means what? Well Dad elaborates.
?I will not try to turn my date on sexually. It means inciting sexual lust in your date that cannot be righteously satisfied.?
He continues:
?A girl can turn a guy on by dressing really revealing, using her anatomy to really get at a guy.?
So if I’m a hottie, I’m defrauding my date?
4. I vow to save myself sexually until marriage.
Well we know how those vows usually turn out, don’t we? If someone wants to do that, that’s great and it’s her choice. However, many people who make these vows end up “breaking” them.
Dad clarifies:
“Your virginity is something you can never give back, never take back. Once you’ve given it, it is not reclaimable.”?
5. Both of us will be in agreement and submission to our parents.
But I thought it was about God’s will. Oh wait….no. Parental will. Which is what all this crap is about anyhow.
“If you reject your parents’ authority, you can inherit every damaging experience possible in your life.”
Well that’s ominous.
6. I will put God first on my dates, not myself or my mate.?
Shut. Up.
7. I will avoid places, people and parties which will compromise my convictions.?
“You can’t walk through a mud farm or a pig farm in a white suit without getting dirt on your suit.”
Ohhhhhhh-kay. His entire demeanor is just so creepy. Watch this weirdo below.
