Pastor Manning Adds Double Shot Of Crazy To War On Starbucks

 

Just when we thought Harlem’s walking advertisement for anti-psychotic meds finally faded from the headlines, he has come back with a double shot of crazy. That man is Pastor James David Manning. He currently runs the ATLAH Worlwide Church. You may recall some of his well publicized antics. Such as him calling President Obama’s mom white trash in so many words:

“It is common knowledge that African men, coming from the continent of Africa?especially for the first time?do diligently seek out white women to have sexual intercourse with. Generally the most noble of white society choose not to intercourse sexually with these men. So it’s usually the trashier ones who make their determinations that they’re going to have sex.”

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He also has ranted that “white homos are going to take the black woman’s man” and he said at one point President Obama would? “use gay people to destroy the black community.” He also has no problem advertising his crazy in his church signs.

After what appeared to be a hiatus from making headlines,? Pastor Manning has drank his cup of morning crazy and taken his crazy pills and is now back to his full time job as a public nut case. Now crazier than ever! This time he is going after Starbucks of all things. I can think of a few reasons to dislike Starbucks, but this is not one of them. According to LOGO TV, Manning has been claiming that Starbucks Coffee is laced with “sodomite semen.”?Maybe that is why it’s outrageously expensive. But in all seriousness, Starbucks has threatened legal action against this guy for defamation. However, after reading a letter from the law firm representing Starbucks on his youtube channel, Pastor Manning was unrelenting in his claims. He continued his psychotic rant in saying:

“They do put semen in their lattes. They do, you know. Most of it is synthetic?it has a synthetic quality to it?but they do. They have tested it out, like any entrepreneur looking for an edge.?Like Coca-Cola during the years of its early marketing??put cocaine in its drinks and people loved that.”

He later warned women that “you might just get pregnant by drinking Starbucks. Because they’ve got some pretty potent semen in their drinks”. However, it is painfully obvious this man needs a lot more than a lesson in reproductive anatomy. He needs some medication and a good shrink. I’m no psychiatrist but its obvious he needs help. But then again mental illness is a treatable condition while crazy is forever. I would rather drink a cup of over over priced “sodomite semen” than Pastor Manning’s homemade crazy juice any day.

Dave Christopher resides in Harlem with his partner actress and musician Carla Ogden.Together they are dedicated to many progressive causes. He is a fan of the New York Giants and a professional wrestling enthusiast. He loves music and biking.