A Holiday Message From The NRA Inspires Hilarious Stupidity From Its Supporters

To hell with milk and cookies. What better way to thank Santa for his visit to your home on Christmas than with a snack of bullets? That was the message NRA News, the lobbyist’s media website, posted on its Facebook page on Dec. 24.

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And the replies this posting received! Not only do they make the self-serving sentiment of the NRA stand out even more, but they reveal the mindset of those who actually fall for this lobbyist’s drivel, too. Check out these highlights:

The NRA Has Died, The NRA Has Risen, The NRA Shall Come Again

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Say three Smith & Wessons and two Remingtons, and the NRA will forgive you, my sons.

To Anarchy ? And Beyond!

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This comment and its replies went from anti-Ferguson to military to weapon fetishes to sales pitches.

Not That We’re Racist Or Anything

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Sure. And some of your best friends are negroes, too, right?

I Bet This Guy Drives A Hummer

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?Endowed,? eh? Is that a gun in his pocket or is he just glad to see you? (Okay, okay ? NRA does provide particular donors a status of ?endowment,? but they’re probably using the term for the same phallic and penis-compensatory reason.)

Cookies Don’t Kill People, Only People Kill People ? So Thank This Plate Of Ammo!

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Yup ? ?thank this plate (of) ammo,? ?Murica.

English Is His Last Name, But Maybe Not His First Language

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And by the way, Mr. English, you also had a right to an education. Since you didn’t use that very well, how can we trust you with any 2nd Amendment rights?

Admitting A Felony Conviction On Facebook?

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Background checks are conducted to prevent gun ownership by persons who were previously convicted of violent crimes. Even 92 percent of gun owners support background checks, too. So why is this guy complaining about background checks? Go figure?

A Course Is A Course, Of Course Of Course

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It’s bad enough to misspell a common word, but two times in the same sentence ? with two different variations? Maybe this guy should ask the instructor for an IQ test, too. Or at least learn how to use spell-check.

Yeah, Everyone Who Doesn?t Like Guns Is A Cross-Dresser

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You know, countless psychiatric and psychological studies show that open homophobes are really closet homosexuals. Seriously. I think you need to come out of the gun cabinet, fella. (And that’s spelled ?transvestite.?)

The Call For Kaopectate

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We’ve all heard the ?think before you shoot? credo, but some need to practice a ?think before you type? (or at least a ?review before you hit ?enter??) mentality, too. But if you’d really like to get a ?bowel? full of ?smoking goodies? like ammo, well ?. you know where to aim.


 

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