Totally gifted man model turned senator Scott Brown intends to announce on April 10 that he’s running for US Senate in New Hampshire. That’s so awesome!
But just like driving a great big pick up truck, running for political office is hard. You have to do lots of really complicated things like collect signatures to get on the ballot and fill out forms with the Federal Election Committee. Ugh! Then you have to spend time with people and shake their hands and kiss their drooling babies, which is kinda gross.
Some days it can be really hard just remembering what state you live in, so it must be extra hard to remember things like which political party you belong to, right?
Right! So Scott Brown that silly boy forgot to tick a box or two on his application forms. Whoopsie. Don’t worry, he will fix everything by Thursday when he announces he’s running for US Senate in Massa ? uh, New Hampshire! Yeah!
This is when things will get extra hard. Because his opponent who’s in, uhm, the other party is very popular in her state. Senator Jeanne Shaheen used to be governor before she was senator. What can Scott Brown do? Maybe she’s a Native American? That worked so well for him in Massa ? that other state he ran for office in and lost. Good luck, Scott! Remember, you’re in the political party that starts with an R.
Edited/Published by: SB
